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I’m supposed to develop a crush on Nick Valentine, right

once again wishing the bruises on my knees were from suckin the soul out of him via his dick instead of the fall i just had ✌️😔

retreading 11 year old ground here but it's great how there isn't a single good argument, outside of making nick valentine canonically aroace, why it would be bad for the devs to make him romanceable. "problematic age gap he's ancient" sole survivor is 230 years old. "robot x human relationships are frowned upon" a man gets married to a miss nanny in diamond city in broad daylight with the local minister officiating. "he's not a real person he's artificial" youre not gonna believe what the core conceit of this game is. "sole survivor is just a client to him" he laments that you aren't immortal like him so you can't be partners forever. "he's all fucked up looking" you can date a ghoul in this game. "he's in mourning" his entire affinity quest is about moving on from the past. "he's too close to the institute" if shaun is every gen 3 synth's father in spirit then paladin danse is spiritually your grandson and no one seems to have a problem with that. "he's a ken doll down there" are you twelve years old