Moxy in progress

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

i’m sorry but you can’t tell me that a shooting at a gay club during pride month wasn’t a hate crime

finally

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

how do you get a nice body without moving

by learning to love yourself

wow

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

Yup

Moshi moshi from the other side