Existing to Exist

two.. assholes? To who exactly are you referring too, darling?

The Gods. There's more than one of 'em and they're the ones keeping us from finally resting.

Old habits die hard I guess. Even if we have. I suppose it’s all right.. as long as it doesn’t get the best of you.. I don’t know. 

Please, if we weren't all afraid of the two assholes torturing us day in and day out, the people would riot.

Oh god. I love it. It makes me teary. 

You'd think people wouldn't be so annoying after they've died, but no.

Really? Even after we’re dead they don’t stop that kind of stuff? Fascinating people we live with.. or not live with ..

Human nature's a fucking beautiful thing, isn't it?

You call this The OtherWorld, Gods?

You can say that again.

I have a few beers back at my place. They’re yours if you really want them.

I'm dying for a drink, so, yeah, if you wouldn't mind.

Looks like you could need one.

What, are you going to offer now? Do I need to make you an apron?

For those of you smoking:

Who are you, my mother?

Wouldn’t be the first time, and I’ve always fought back.

With those sticks for limbs?

The thing is though, you seem to be trying to get me to not do what I want. But then again - you don’t care. So what’s that about?

Oh, no, I'm not stopping you. I'm just going to be pissed to hear you screaming when some pissed off bastard tries to forcefully get you to leave. 

I’m not dumb, and I guess I kinda agree with what you’re saying. But I do things because I want to do them, I don’t care if they sound right to other people or not. You have no idea how persuasive I can be, so I think it’s better just to go for it.

Who said I gave a shit about right and wrong anymore? But that also means the rest of these kiddies won't play nice either, and those meatless arms of yours aren't going to help you, then. I don't care how persuasive you can be, because you obviously don't know how stubborn I can be.

I know for sure some people do have hot water, but yeah - the Gods are sick bastards. For all you know, I could be trying to take advantage of the nice people who would let me have a lovely hot bath. Or I could be willing to offer up anything they wanted.

Just because people have hot water, doesn't mean they're willing to share. And you bet your ass they won't like anyone trying to take it if they decline. We're all dead- there are no consequences for being an asshole anymore, so fuck being nice.

Want to do tradesies? I have some that are way too small. And it makes me look fat.

Tradesies? What are we, five year old girls?

Does anybody happen to have any hot water in their apartment?

No, because the Gods are sick bastards. And I wouldn't expect anyone to say yes to you without proposing the idea of joining you, because why would they let their hot water go to waste without anything in return?