The Rickest Rick, bitches.

The night went well, they hung out, grabbed a few to knock back, ate good food, and then ended the night back at his place.

Stargazing.

How many times has he done this by myself. Too many to count and too many to remember. The background noise of their family made Nihilistic silently wonder what it would have been like to have his own, but he quickly pushed it away as he felt C-167 stirring next to them, he turned to meet their gaze.

Lavender eyes meeting blue hues. The bluest hues of them all.

What followed next, was something he did not see coming despite the evening they had just shared. His head turned to the side, listening to them talking, he wasn't sure if it was the alcohol or whatever drug they had ingested, but those blue hues held a tint of saddens. Or was that his imagination. The words had taken a moment to settle in, and once absorbed, he sat up.

"You're really saying this to me. I thought we' were passed " complicated"." Those last words sounded like vile being spat out. "We" there was no we between them, yet he thought there was. "What the fuck are we doing then Rick? Because if you just wanted to fuck around, you should have said something earlier and I would've gladly been a one-night stand."

It's true. He wouldn't have mind. It wouldn't be the first time he let someone treat him as such and parted ways. He couldn't help it if he liked hanging around the older Rick and his family. He liked being around them and that was something rare.

Nihilistic never liked being around people, or meeting others, he could hardly stand himself sometimes. "I'm outta here. Tell Beth dinner was great." Not even giving them a glance, he took his portal gun out and exited that place. Only to land inside his own home, where there was no laughter, no chatter, no dinner at the table, or stars to gaze at.

Just an empty home and all its nice furnishings.

Deep down he knew doing this was bad, but he'd done it countless times before, with Unity, with Diane, with ... god, there were so many. So many that he couldn't even remember them all; so many that ended with the other person with a broken heart. He didn't want to do that to this younger Rick, but he couldn't stop himself. He couldn't stop himself from poisoning another, from making them suffer.

Unfortunately for Nihilistic, when the portal open, Rick was up and tackling the younger man through it with surprising speed and agility. They roll through the portal and into the silent apartment, landing with him on top, straddling them. His body reacted before his brain could catch up and make sense of it. His hands were full of Nihilistic's shirt collar, heaving him up off the floor slightly.

"How am I supposed to talk to you when you run at a moment's notice?!" He snarled, shaking the other man roughly. "You act just a kid! You run when things sound even remotely bad. Stop that, it's annoying as fuck!" Another violent shake. Knees press on either side of the other's hips, digging painfully into the hardwood flooring. "We could have had a conversation back there, but no, you decided for me that it was over. Well, two can play that game: this conversation isn't over until I say so."

- @stick-rick

Sleepy Sex Meme

⍟ - sneak under the cover and wake your muse up with oral.

Send one for my muse to…

✖ - nibbling on your muse’s ear.

⍟ - sneak under the cover and wake your muse up with oral.

♥ - roll on top of your muse and kiss them.

☀ - spooning your muse from behind, in their sleep, and grinding against them.

♣ - cuddle with yours.

♦ - crawl on your muse and pin them beneath my muse.

♠ - reaching down and sliding their hand between your muse’s legs

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 & 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄 *

Assorted memes of a suggestive and sexual nature, intended for the spicier type of interactions. Be mindful of your partners' boundaries! Change pronouns / etc. as needed, and feel free to combine the sentence prompts with the action and / or location prompts when sending if you want.

tw: strong sexual content , minors DO NOT interact with this meme at all!

𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓 & 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐘

Standing there before C-167, he let the words sink, fully sink in. Did they just really say that. To him? He couldn't help but let out a snort, and laughed. Actually laughed. "You're pulling my leg. Really?" Nihilistic asked as he got closer to the other Rick. "It's not complicated, you say, as we hang out, go out on these "dates" at Shoneys, going back to my place or your place to smoke until the sun comes up. But it doesn't get more complicated." This time he got close enough and hissed at them. "Letting you fuck raw me until I'm completely incoherent."

Stepping back from C-167, Nihilistic shook his head and shoved his hands in his pocket. "Whatever Richard. When shit isn't so "complicated" let me know." And just like that he was gone through his own portal. If the other has simply asked just for solely hooking up, and nothing more, he wouldn't of mind being their hook up, and just that.