𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓.

taem: yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? perv. 😂

taem: literally me right now! we're living for us, not them. btw, did you wanna shop for baby stuff with me soon?

baek: you would too, douche. you're quite fond of my ass, if memory serves correctly. 🙄

taem: sup, fool?

taem: thought you were gonna ask me to help touch up your ass. alright, on my way!

baek: i mean...feel free to touch up my ass too, while you're at it. 😋

you’re my hope, i’m your hope, i’m j-hope! ah, i love saying that. anyways, hi, i’m hoseok! it’s very nice to meet you all and i’m very excited to do so. i am currently really busy because we have a few concerts soon in LA and we’re preparing for those, but i’m happy to find some down time in order to make new friends. what sort of things do you do in your down time? i’m looking for new hobbies and stuff. || @hfrpstarters​

congrats on having those concerts! i bet you guys are looking forward to your first live shows in a couple of years, right? not saying i want all the spoilers you can manage to give me..but i want all the spoilers you can manage to give me without getting in trouble! i usually like to cook a lot and i’ve been trying my hand at baking, since i’m not the best at it or anything.

I bet that was absolutely beautiful! Are you having a good time? Ooooh, songwriting! Let’s talk more about that when you get into it, because there’s nothing more that I love than talking about what goes down in the studio. The last time I truly unplugged, Bill and I went to a cabin in the woods. Sometimes, I wish we were still there, honestly.

I am, I am. I haven’t gotten to travel this much in..years, or well..ever! The only time I ever got to travel was for concerts and that was about it. Of course! I’m always happy to talk about everything that goes down when you’re in the studio. Spraking of, are you recording some new bops for us, Grande? That sounds really romantic and special~ You should go back when you’ve got the time!

I would love that so much hyung! We’d all be really honored to learn from you, I know San would flip about it. We’d love to teach you! Any of our dances that you want to learn, we will gladly teach you. Any chance he gets, he’s always dancing to them. He’s done a few for other groups as well, he’s not our boy group enthusiast for nothing. Our eldest member Seonghwa is on the other side of the spectrum though, he’s proficient in knowing the choreo for girl groups. They are both always enthusiastic about dancing to any group they look up to. Oh, I get that for sure and I’m glad you are getting to do that hyung. I’m sure it’s going to be amazing and I can’t wait to see what the fans say about it all. Also thank you for coming along with Taemin hyung to my party. I was really glad to see the both of you there.

Let me know when we can make it happen, and I’ll be sure to swing by your company and we’ll make a whole day out of it! Hopefully these old man bones can keep up with you guys, they’re not as agile as they used to be. We’ve got a few members like that, mostly Jongin and Sehun though. I like to try to keep up with them but I’m definitely not the best. Those kind of people are the best though! The funniest too. I’ve got my fingers crossed that the whole show goes well for you guys and the fans have just as much fun as you all do. I was happy to tag along! It was loads of fun, and I’m happy you got to celebrate well.

baek: hey, idiot.

taem: you seem like you do now~ hey, you implied as much with your complaint! tyvm! the inside of my head is pretty, so idc! 🤷‍♂️

taem: make me. not much warmer in here, tbh. pretty fucking chilly here. we heading home soon? lol

baek: /maybe/ i do, but my lips are completely sealed. 😤 i did not, where tf did you get that from?! how the hell do you know if the inside of your head is pretty?

taem: oh, i'm sorry. do you give such a thing as a fuck? i'll keep my hands to myself next time. or put them on someone else. 🙄 i wasn't drunk on 3 drinks, fool. i was buzzed. mhm, better had.

taem: yup, it's dangerous as fuck! enjoy it, tho.

baek: when have i /ever/ given a fuck? about anything ever? lmfao. hey hey hey, i didn't say i didn't want your hands on me you asshat. be careful rolling those eyes, baby, they could get stuck looking at the inside of your head!

taem: 😘 give no fucks, babe. as if i'd be keeping my hands to myself, three glasses of champagne in. come on now. not entirely my fault.

taem: oh god, are you doing some of your thinking again?

baek: believe me, i caught onto that~ 🙄 i should've limited you to one! you're such a lightweight, lee taemin. fine, i admit some fault. 🤷🏻‍♂️

taem: i am ignoring everything else you said and letting you know i am absolutely NOT paying for a new suit since YOU'RE the one that climbed ME like a fucking tree!

taem: and shut up. get your ass back to bed. where did you go?

baek: you are SO annoying. hey, you ARE paying for a new suit because i wouldn't have climbed you like a fucking tree if you were keeping your damn hands to yourself!

taem: i always understand you. yeah, they seem a bit pointless to me. create more problems than anything else. especially considering who we are. you're always welcome! 🤪

taem: there's always another time~ i mean... i am, but i still haven't replaced any of it lol hey, anger isn't a bad thing. esp considering. i'll go with you, tear some shit up myself. i think... i might've finally moved past it all. i don't wanna be sad, mad or defeated. i wanna say fuck it, and live my damn life, the same way he is, without a care. yup, and i'm done with it. they do have weight, and you mean a lot to me too, baek. we can travel until babies and weddings drag us somewhere else, yeah?

baek: exactly that. i'd rather not ruin my reputation for random one night stands anyways. 😂 aish, i hate you.

baek: we can do it whenever we get back to seoul lmfao. yeah, it's not. i just wanna be over it already, you know? like every time i think i'm getting there, i fall two steps behind. i'm exhausted and it's showing. yeah? good. you don't deserve to feel like that, taem. live your life however the hell you wanna live it, i'll be here cheering you on. means a lot, tbh. i'm cool with that. haven't traveled around in what feels like forever.