Shelley Doyle

I would have a lot of questions if you had that kind of conversation with anyone else. Mostly about how my grandmother managed to clone herself.

She still uses this as evidence that her method works. I’m glad you were not blinded by the insanity and glitter.

“I’ll be leaving behind a few broken hearts…” Nothing but love here, Shell. Speaking of love, we’ll all have to get together and do dinner or something. It’s been a while. 

Since our last conversation involved glitter and my grandmother’s ornamental peacock collection… I am glad that I am not today’s answer. For the sake of your sanity.

If it doesn’t work, it would at least be fun and adorable.

That is seeming more likely. I think the cat might be solar powered, she slept in a sunbeam all day and now…. this.

misfitwithatemper​:

@bysshe-poelease it looks like both @thisheavydxrtysoul and myself have accepted your challenge.  Are we actually doing this? and if so when?

See, i thought you might go for that.  the only thing that could screw up the surprise is her seeing this interaction online.  

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Or, and hear me out on this, you could surprise her with the two extra people to harrass.  It’s like a gift and there’s a chance she’ll love said gift so much you’ll get a break for  night.  

We always do. And clearly we’ve had… worse than a cat ruining our furniture. She likes laser pointers, so we can race her down the hall to calm her down. It’ll be fun.

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Who knew my grandmother would be such good practice for a close-to-feral cat? I put a scratcher next to the chair, am hoping that will help.