occasionally subtle
Love Begins
taylor price
Not today Justin
EXPECTATIONS
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
noise dept.
roma★
pixel skylines
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
seen from Colombia
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seen from Indonesia
seen from Germany
seen from Venezuela
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seen from Vietnam
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@byelmaoo
Kidnapper: I have your boyfriend
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi: Fake blonde or chestnut hair?..
Kindaper: .. Fake blonde
Iwaizumi: Oh, Atsumu? lmao
Kidnapper: Well.. I have your other boyfriend!
Iwaizumi: Oh damn okay
Kindapper: .. and they’re both, holding godzilla plushies..?
Iwaizumi: *gasp* WHAT
Iwaizumi, sobbing: Pls give me back my plushies I’ll pay you millions just pls give me back my gojiras...
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Tsukishima: If I drown, nobody jumps in to save me.
Suga: .. Tsukish–
Tsukishima: If I die, nobody find a god to ressurect me.
Suga:
Suga: *looks at kghn* what did you do
Hinata: I.. got a 9/35 on my oral test..
Kageyama: I got a 1 on English.
Suga: Out of..?
Kageyama: 50
Suga:
Ushijima, furious: Why have you made sexual intercourses with my father?!
Kuroo:
Kuroo: .. what?
Ushijima: I have been informed by the AO3 program that you have been doing unnecessary actions with my father.
meanwhile in the background..
Semi: .. Tendou, was it you?
Tendou: I know this is definitely something I’d do but it wasn’t me this time, I swear.
Kawanishi: *sweats nervously*
haikyuu but everyone is kuroo
atsumu :
kageyama :
kenma :
sugawara :
iwaizumi :
The wonderful start of Kuroo’s representation of the rest of the hq chars
Iwaizumi: Daily reminder to never let a setter with a killer serve slap in you in the back.
Akaashi: True, except the problem for me is an ace with a killer spike.
Bokuto:
Oikawa:
Oikawa: .. oh
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Bokuto: GAY GAY GAY!!
Kuroo: Goya Goya Goya?
Tsukishima: This whole conversation between these two brainless idiots is going to be the cause of my unpleasing death
Kageyama: If humans drink milk that comes from cows, how would it be if it was turned around?
Tsukishima: What?
Kageyama: Do you think cows would drink human milk if they were the ones God made to take hold of earth?
Tsukishima:
Karasuno:
Ukai: Put the fucking phone down now
HQ!! Duos as babysitters
Oikawa / Iwaizumi
Oikawa: Okay, so what you do is to lift your arms u–
Iwaizumi: Oikawa, he is TWO fucking YEARS OLD do not teach him volleyball
Kageyama / Hinata
Kageyama: Okay, it’s time to feed the child.
Hinata, grabbing bird seeds: I found this laying on the floor, I thought maybe the parents left it for us! They’re so nice. Already preparing so we won’t have a hard time!
Miya Twins ( Atsumu / Osamu )
Osamu: Hey, I got foo– what?
Atsumu, sitting beside the baby: *watching cocomelon*
Atsumu: I hate this job
Bokuto / Akaashi
Akaashi, frantically panicking: B–Bokuto san.. c–careful, put.. put the baby down..
Bokuto: *Holding the baby by her leg*
Bokuto: Look at her baby feet, Akaashi! It’s so cute!
Akaashi: BOKUTO KOUTARO, IF YOU DON’T PUT THE BABY DOWN–
Kuroo / Kenma
Kuroo: Why. Why is (r/n) tied up in his feeding chair?
Kenma: He took my fucking PS5 and roamed around the whole house causing trouble, so I tied him the fuck up.
Kuroo, looking around the house seeing the huge mess and broken items on the floor: We are so gonna get fired..
Oikawa gets a pup
Oikawa: *Brings his puppy to Ushiwaka’s backyard to let it piss*
Oikawa, laughing like a devil: Good boy, Hiro.
Iwaizumi:
— later..
Ushiwaka: I don’t understand.. I cared for it perfectly, how did it suddenly die?
Tendou: Did you water it with dog piss? because it sure smells like it..
A Little Tease
*Iwaizumi, all the way from CA, taking and sending Oikawa a picture of him and Ushiwaka meeting up*
Oikawa, glaring and grpping his phone: Imma wreck this bitch til’ he wake up on a grave
Hinata: This is Brazil, that’s California..
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He’s trying.
Kageyama, gulping: You.. you good.. at jumping..
Hinata: .. thanks?
Kageyama, blushing furiously: I think you do great in volleyball
Hinata:
Yamaguchi: Alright, plan B.
Tsukishima: Honestly...
I feel like whenever Iwaizumi has a stingy injury he just glues himself to Oikawa and literally grips him to a death lock whenever his injury starts to sting and Oikawa is just trying so hard to endure and be there for his bestfriend even though he is literally already crying because of how strong Iwa’s grip is and his little pinches, like:
Iwaizumi, gripping Oikawa’s arm: Fuck! It stings.. mngg..
Oikawa, choking back tears: Don’t worry, I’m here
Kenma, whispering to himself: you’re really cute..
Kuroo: Huh? Did you say something, Ken?
Kenma: I said you looked like poop
Kuroo:
Sakusa: I’ll be back, Motoya. I just gotta go call for Rintarou, and the Miya Twins.
Komori: You.. you have friends..?
Say Hi to Duolingo
Bokuto: Cool costume, is it Halloween already?
Duolingo, holding a knife and spanish book: .. Yeah. Anyways, can you close your eyes for a bit?
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Oikawa–san won’t give him attention
Kageyama: Oikawa–san ignored me today. I said hi to him, but he just looked at me and walked away.
R/N: Uhm, sir?
Kageyama: I got really sad
R/N: Sir this is mcdonalds
Bokuto: bonejaw
Kuroo: huh
Bokuto: bonejaw
Kuroo: what the fuck are you trying to say
Bokuto: it means ‘hello’ in french!
Kuroo:
