If u park like the silver car in the center I (gray car on the right) can't be faulted for dooring you a little as I try to exit on the driver side, right? I wish i couldn't gotten a better shot to show how egregious this way but the owner of the car returned in time to see me desperately wriggling my body out from between our cars

It's hot

Getting some vitamin D with my step daughter

Squirrel doesn't do dumb things like this she just sits on my shoes and stashes bark chips inside them

"Who's strong and brave, here to save the American way?" "That's me, Miss!"

Tfw you can't tell if your heightened anxiety is making her sick bc you're soul bonded, or if she's just a codependent hell diva who needs to be your number 1 priority at all times 🤔

I forgot I took these this morning

I stg she gets sick every time I am at peak Stress (tm)

Exclusive footage of me and k meeting for the first time [repost @adamtots]

"[weak cough] I've got a rumbly tummy...and the only cure...is donuts." "No, Asdis, the cure is 5 mg of famotidine daily, and the bland diet of boiled turkey and sweet potato I lovingly cooked for you despite being swamped with work." "This is why Squirrel doesn't like you."

Two scrub jays come when I whistle, but only one of them will come within arm's length of me. The crows will come and perch on the telephone wires, but expect me to throw the food out into the street for them. Today several Anna's hummingbirds also came but they don't eat walnuts they just wanted to harass the scrub jays

🎶two bros chillin in the hot tub 🎶 five feet apart cause they're not gay 🎶

Sisterly love!

Asdis keeps puking so I'm fasting her, which means I'm fasting everyone, which means they've been giving me this look all day

important q for my U.K. and commonwealth friends: if Harrys are Hazzas and Jeremys are Jezzas, can Squirrel be a Squizza 🤔