It's Fine. We're Gods.

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

Coffee in Italy ?

Dinner in Paris?

Night drive in Riyadh?

Stargazing in AlUla?

Bookstore in London?

Sunset in Fiji

Meth in cleveland

give us back carcinization, bunjy. first warning.

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

my final act of love will have casualties

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

it's actually impressive how after almost 3 months this post just keeps catching yankees who are dying to show you what their secret dialogue is

A real “what the fuck” moment was when I was posting on a supposed leftist forum and got mad at me for saying fuck soldiers who kill people overseas for oil. Even if they’re poor.

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

diversity win! those two men watching you suffer endless torment are dating!

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings