sup beaches

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

it’s 2014 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile

it’s 2017 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile

sunday nights can be hard but just know that everything will turn out alright. this is gonna be your week. you’re gonna own it. you’ll get what you need done and something great is gonna happen. just u see. you got this.

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys

I’d say Denny’s Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitman

im on board with that logic

this is the best vine

*clings to obama’s leg*

It’s officially the last day you can search this. Cherish it while you can.

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

He was

As a white person, I would just like to apologize for what other white people have done tonight. It’s fucking terrifying that this is our reality.