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thank you for the tag @menlove i’m glad the beatle brain bugs got to you and you’re here with us<3

my story is pretty basic tbh, i didn’t grow up in a very beatle centric house though my mum loved double fantasy and played it a lot in the car when i was younger. i’ve also been a vegetarian since i was eleven so i knew linda before paul bc of her plant based stuff in store ily linda.

i first properly got into the beatles in my first year at uni where i happened to stumble onto a instagram reel of them which looking back was probably trolling lmao. but i was like no way is there tumblresque fandom for the beatles and. turns out there was (duh). my friend and i then skim read that loooong beatles fic which is still uploading for the lols but later i was like haha no why was there anything actually happening between john lennon and paul mccartney. and then i was proven wrong and thus started my hyperfixation where i immediately watched all the films + anthology on internet archive and began learning everything about them. that summer my friends and i also visited liverpool which was my disneyland. also was obsessed with the ao3 tag bc i thought the calibre of writing was so high. plus the innate tragedy of john and paul would not let me go.

i lurked on tumblr for ages, like a year? then published my first fic october 2024 i wanna say. and yeah after that i met a bunch of cool people im very grateful to know! beatles bring people together <3

also george was my firm favourite when i first got into the beatles which i find very funny in hindsight.

wait, i'm honored

so i only read 113 mclennon fics so far so im nowhere near well read enough and i think i mention any fic that i really enjoy on here already but a list of some of my smutty favs anyway:

one of my new favs, paul trying to quit smoking and gradually getting more irritable and fuckable

johnny dressed as frank-n-furter and paul as his rocky!! another new fav

they have sex on top the piano while working on a day in the life

maybe my favorite 1967 smut so far ugh just the resentment slowly building is delicious

early days established relationship somnophilia, so good

the two of them fucking in brian's house during the sgt pepper launch party

another halloween smut where paul steals a nightie

for a bit i got insane and read every female paul fic as well as magical ones where he just wakes up with a vagina one day and this one's really hot if you're into that

another post-bob wooler incident smut i loooove they literally fuck in john and cyn's bedroom

john fucks paul's throat during abbey road sessions so he can get that voice for oh darling lmao (i teared up reading this)

paul bottoming for the first time, first reluctantly then multiple orgasmically

where they invent a new masturbation technique which is just john fucking paul's thighs

the two of them with a prostitute in hamburg

another hamburg fic where john gets jealous of a german guy who's into paul

ofc the frotting in their drainies fic

john visits wings in 1975 and finds paul in the middle of a threesome with two men

john sees a sextape of paul's robert made

paul mccartney micropenis you're so special to me

love this entire 1961 series, especially this last entry where john watches paul wank is my fav

this one's a classic ofc where early days john and paul swap tees and sexual tension rises

bonus: loved this brian/john/paul series i was recced the other day. first part is during 1963, the second is 1967

kinda smutty ones but not really:

favvv of john visiting paul in 1982, the vibes of this fic ughhh not even the smuttiest like it's M rated but the vibes

john attends eric and pattie's wedding

paul tries to seduce john dressed as elvis

just a really sweet early days feelings/frottage fic

early days hitchhiking trip, again more than the smut vibes are what i remember

a bit out of left field for what sorts of aus i like for mclennon but this divorced dad john x music student paul modern au