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IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR JESUS CHRIST
ok like. of the 91 of u that are still here who would be cool with me remaking this for my oc?
holy shit i still have 91 followers on this blog??????

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Established Relationship AUs
I see a lot of these posts with AUs for ships where they are just getting together, but not many for already established relationships, so here you go! Enjoy :)
â˘Our AC is out and itâs the middle of the summer AU
â˘We decided it would be fun to go camping and now itâs raining and we canât figure out how to set up the tent AU
â˘Weâve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years AU
â˘You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety⌠sorry? AU
â˘Itâs 2 am but youâre craving cake and weâre both up anyway so letâs bake in our underwear AU
â˘I know you havenât had the best experience with cats in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it? AU
â˘I beat you at Mario Kart and now Iâve been banished to the couch for the night AU
â˘You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar AU
â˘I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band⌠WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO? AU
â˘What do you mean you dropped my signed copy of Harry Potter in the bathtub AU
â˘Our families came over for Thanksgiving and we decided to watch Lord of the Rings but you and I kept quoting it and everyone else got so fed up that they left AU
â˘IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH AU
â˘We spent all our money for the week on one of those inflatable bounce houses and now we canât afford to eat AU
â˘Weâre moving in together⌠Now what are we going to do with all of these duplicate copies of books, movies, video games, etc. that we have AU
â˘Weâre watching Toy Story 3 and we canât stop crying AU
â˘Weâre arguing over who shot first (it was definitely Han) AU
â˘I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says âHere is your weapon. I have one too. Good luck. xoâ AU
youâre my best friend / wingman and this horrible, obnoxious human being has been hitting on me for an hour and wont take the hint so you come up and make out with me and wow i wanât expecting to see stars au
Check out this playlist on @8tracks: sunshine by autisticloki.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING EVER IS? ITâS SOULMATE AUS LIKE GOD DAMN I HAVE SEEN SO MANY ON FFN/LJ/AO3/TUMBLR OVER THE YEARS LIKE:
the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate (so you donât know them until you see them), and it goes away when they die
the one where you donât know your soulmate until you touch them
the one where you donây know your soulmate until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example
the one where you get the name of the person in their handwriting on your body somewhere at a certain age
the one where the first thing they say to you appears instead
the one where you get each othersâ fingerprints
the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos
the one where your marks or words that change depending on whatâs going on with your soulmate
the one with the clock that counts down the time until you meet your soulmate
the one where when you sleep you dream of whatever theyâre experiencing from their point of view until you find them, or AFTER you find them
the one where you can straight up talk to them in dreams until/after you find them
the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link until/after you find them
the one where you share extreme physical sensation until/after you find them; if one of you hurts the other one hurts, if one of you is getting lucky the other one gets a little hot and bothered
the one where the closer you are to them the more aware of them you become, and you find them playing a hot/cold game; for instance, colors get brighter and brighter the closer you are and fade into gray when theyâre too far away
the one where once you turn a certain age/one night a year you swap bodies with them for one night and you have a limited amount of time to leave/collect clues to their identity
the one where being next to your soulmate can heal you from things people donât normally heal from
the one where only your soulmate can kill you (can you still be killed by age/disease? who knows!)
the one where reincarnation is also a thing and meeting your soulmate either unlocks or erases memories or your past lives until the next one
the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic
SOULMATE AUS WITH COMPLICATIONS:
blind characters who canât see if the worldâs in color or black and white
characters like x-menâs rogue who literally canât touch people; characters who have been through trauma who donât want to touch people
hard of hearing characters like clint barton who canât hear their soulmate speak without hearing aids/at all or on the flipside characters who canât speak; maybe it still works in sign language, or maybe it doesnât
people who canât read/canât read the language the words on their body are in
characters like bucky barnes whoâve lost hands and/or had their fingerprints removed
soulmate clocks that time out in the middle of the crowd; thereâs an entire craigslist category for finding who else was there that day with a clock that timed out too
famous characters speaking to or performing for a crowd and suddenly their world is in color/thier clock times out/etc and every member of the audience pretends to be this celebrityâs soulmate and a cinderella type situation ensues with the finding
soulmates playing the hot/cold game and they kEEP MISSING EACH OTHER
insomniacs who rarely sleep, much less at the same time/different time than their soulmate
soulmate ot3s/ot4s/otmores where you dream in varying peopleâs povs every time you sleep and get super confused
people who get sick or injured and frantically search for their soulmate so they can survive
people who need to be in medically induced comas and their soulmates have to stay away so they donât accidentally wake them up
the one where soulbonding is actually a choice and someone chooses to bond with someone they may not know or like to save their lives
new souls who donât get memories of past lives because they donât have one and panic
muggles/people without powers who donât get them upgraded or unlocked
COMBINATION AUS:
the one where you one or both of you have to do all three (see your soulmate, touch your soulmate, hear your soulmate), or all three have to happen at least once between the 2+ of you
or itâs completely random how you find your soulmate: one of you gets a name and the other gets a fingerprint, one of you has to hear your soulmate and one of you has to see them, etc; particularly useful if you happen to be blind or deaf
same for characters with disabilities/who have âcomplicationsâ: they get or find a different way of finding their soulmate, not better or worse, just different
THEN THEREâS SOULMATE AUS THAT DONâT HAVE TO CONFORM TO LIFELONG MONOGAMY:
the ones where you have more than one romantic soulmate at the same time or you get a new soulmate after the first die
the ones where people have multiple soulmates of different types and itâs color coded; a red name/mark/etc for love, a blue one for friendship; for the ones where you start seeing color you get a new one for each soulmate
the ones where some people have romantic soulmates and some donât, and those that donât are still perfectly happy anyway, maybe in a relationship anyway, maybe not
the ones where some people have multiple romantic soulmates who may or may not also be soulmates with each other
aromantic or asexual people who have soulmates who are not and they manage to work it out
romantic and sexual people who donât have soulmates but find happiness anyway, either with someone like them or someone not like them
SOULMATE AUS THAT EXPLORE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SOULMATES BEING A THING:
the ones where soulmates are for everyone and get legal aid to help stay together, like if their in-laws try to keep them apart/someone risks getting deported/someone gets drafted/whatever
the ones where soulmates are super super rare and TECHNICALLY get exempted from shitty things like âpeople of different races/the same sex/etc canât get married/have relations/etcâ but maybe still face a lot of prejudice and they fight to get those types of awful laws lifted for everyone
agencies that exist to help you find your soulmate or figure out which soulmate thing you have but some of them are just shams, bonus points for this being in a verse where the thing is exceedingly rare to begin with
people pretending to be soulmates to take advantage of the laws, for good or ill; the couple who loves just as fiercely as a soulmates who will do anything to stay together, or the shitty people who try to claim theyâre mated to people whoâve rejected them so they âhaveâ to stay together
tabloid mags photoshopping matching soulmate marks or following big legal cases where someone tries to prove or disprove that they are soulmates with someone else
soulmates in universes where theyâre a rarity or rare soulmate types like ot3s in dodging government officials because they donât want to become lab rats
people who donât believe in soulmates until it happens to them, or people who believe hardcore and want to find theirs but they donât necessarily have one
little rituals that make finding your soulmate more likely, like shaking hands with people as often as possible, repeating each otherâs names after youâre introduced, etc
just give me alllll the soulmate aus ok, give me people finding each other in spite of complications, give me all the delightful plot twists, give me detailed worlds where this changes the norms
feel free to reblog with sources! (or MORE AUS.) a little over half of these are things iâve seen elsewhere over time and i cannot remember where they are all from
haha or if youâre into this sorta thing you could just take pity on me and reblog it anyway this took an embarrassingly long time to type up oh my god ;;;;;;;;;
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but what about angsty otp AUs
xxfangirlonfirexx:
âhey so i kind of made this deal to save you and you just need to let me go and let me do this i promised you i wouldnât let you get hurt i intend to keep that promise now let me goâ âwhere are you goingâ âi gave myself over to our enemyâ au
or alternatively âwho are youâ âso this is gonna sound really weird right now but i made a deal to save your life but at the cost of all of your memories of us together and iâm acting like iâm not bothered but iâm dying insideâ au
âhey how are you doing itâs been a while hasnât it. yeah i guess iâm good but nothingâs really been the same since the accident. i started talking to myself a lot lately and waiting for responses because iâve been so used to you being there but now youâre dead and oh look iâm crying over your graveâ au
âweâre in the middle of battle right now what are you doing. oh no what are youâHOE DONâT DO ITâ â[takes hit meant for other person]â âoh my Godâ au
âdonât die on me oh God please donât die on me stay with me look at me look at me iâm right here youâre gonna be fine oh God please donât die on me i s2g if you die iâll kill youâ au
âiâve finally rescued you from that science lab that those scientists brought you to after they kidnapped you and oh God what have they done to youâ au
âwhy are you looking at me like that. come on, i love you, you know thatâoh, why are you pointing that gun/sword/knife/blaster/etc. at me. put itâŚput it down nice and gently. i love you, please donât do this. put it down. youâre not in youâre right mind, theyâre controlling you, pLEASE DONâT KILL ME. I LOVE YOU. COME ON, PLEASE PUT IT DOWN YOUâRE SCARING ME THIS ISNâT YOU YOUâRE UNDER MIND CONTROLâ au
âi made a deal to save your life and we can never be with each other ever again or else the person i made the deal with is going to kill one of us and make the other watch iâm so sorry it was the only wayâ au
âi died and came back and now i get to relive my last day with you knowing iâm going to die and you know nothing and i canât prevent this and youâre just so happy iâm here you have no idea what just happened and your heart is going to be crushed all over againâ au
âi have to tell you something really important if i donât tell you now i will never get the chance. i loââ [explosion] au
âyou died like two years ago and iâve been grieving your death and all of a sudden youâre standing in the middle of my living room telling me youâre a ghost that never moved on and you had nowhere to go and found me again well hi i missed you oh oops iâm cryingâ au
âso iâm in this gang/cult/etc and i was told to bring you to them because they had âunfinished businessâ to take care of and i didnât realize that they wanted to kill you and i kind of really like you and now i have no idea what to do i just really need to get you out of here and then we need to like flee the state because then theyâll be looking for both of us and theyâll kind of want to kill both of usâ au
âso weâre kind of the head royals of this kingdom and rebels just stormed the castle and oh look at that youâre dying and iâm cryingâ au
âyou were assigned to kill me and then we kind of fell for each other but your boss found us out and if you donât kill me right now heâs going to kill your family oh God just please kill me stop crying just save your damn familyâ au
âiâm immortal youâre mortal and we kind of fell for each other but this is gonna get real complicated when youâre 80 and iâm still a teenager because well iâm not sure how to say this but you do realize youâll age and die and iâll be left alone again rightâ au
âso i guess some guy from the future came and he told me that youâre responsible for the apocalypse and if thereâs any hope for humanity it rests on me and i have to kill you please donât hate me for thisâ au

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some reincarnation AUs
I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and Iâve been looking for you ever since but Iâve been starting to give up and my friendâs new crush has your eyes and oh god Iâm not going to steal someoneâs date just because Iâm hoping youâre the person I met in a past life (jk yes I am)
Iâve met you in every single lifetime and I always hope it will work out but it doesnât but Iâll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth itÂ
 I meet and fall in love with you in every lifetime at the same age but your age is always different so it never works out and for the first time Iâm meeting you when weâre the same age and Iâm horrified that I might fuck this upÂ
 I skipped like four cycles of reincarnation and I know youâre pissed at me for leaving you all those lifetimes but it wasnât my fault please please will you take me backÂ
 We only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that weâre soul mates but half the time I wonât believe you and half the time youâre already dating someone elseÂ
 I donât know how to tell you this but the reason you didnât see me in our last reincarnation cycle is because for some fucked up reason I was reincarnated as your dogÂ
 We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and itâs kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if itâs you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime
single dad and his daughterâs kindergarten teacher.
i want more âlifeâ threads. the little things, y'know? not everything has to be A N G S T Y or PAINFUL. ( i mean it. shut up. ) little things like making breakfast with someone whoâs not a morning person. getting them to laugh because youâre cute and they know it. meeting up for lunch on a busy day. because youâve gotta make that time to see them. sure, youâll be home in a few hours, but thatâs - hours from now. dinner dates. the casual kind. like leftovers from two nights ago. with cheap â beer. but itâs still a date because the two of you are alone, and you lit a yankee candle for your â coffee table.
& watching movies. seriously. or like half of one. because you both fall asleep early. i want t h i n g s. real things.
soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin itâs their last words you ever hear them say so you donât know who your soulmate is until you lose them
Youâre a rebel by accident cause you get really animated when you talk and hit people in the face leading to fights. Now you just roll with it. I know the truth though.
Totally saw you spray paint the principals car and youâll have to buy me dinner to keep me quiet.
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Hades and Persephone AU
AU in which character A is the dark God/dess of the Underworld who falls in love with innocent Spring God/dess character B. You can either have A kidnap B, or have B as the willing runaway.
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Important OTP question: which one sends cute good-morning texts and which one replies to them angrily because âitâs not even seven yet fuck offâ?