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Life as a touring artist brings unspeakable volumes of filth, fun, and profane awesomeness. We offered up our blog as a road diary and our friend Keith Buckley from Every Time I Die took the bait. In this week’s adventure, Keith touches on the struggles of sleeping in a van,“the scariest moment in horror movie history,” as well as the sheer terror of being stranded in the middle of Canada. Kids, forget finding scary films on Netflix to help bring on the Halloween flare, Keith’s got your back this week. Also, if you haven’t yet, be sure to pick up your tickets to ETID’s Violent Gentleman Tour with The Ghost Inside, Architects and Hundredth, here. 

When you’re in a van accident while sleeping, the one thing you can never truly salvage from the mound of mangled steel and broken glass that lays slumped in the snow along the oddly shining, sleek black road like a beast that has been non-fatally wounded by a clumsy hunters bullet is the ability to ever sleep peacefully while in motion.