A kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder

once i get comfy with someone i get so annoying

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

Now this sounds lit

It got better

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

beauty standards are all bad but one that sticks out to me is the idea that women should be free of body hair, because literally no-one has naturally no body hair like what are we trying to emulate here?

oh, except children

oh

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died