Take It Slow ✿

text: WTF!

text: um... what is that...

text: ....................

text: pics or it never happened

text: haha and then what? ;)

text: i'm waking up at 6 am for this ok. good morning baby

text: sending me texts at 4:32 am saying "this is your daily good morning text" is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning texts

text: all men are dicks

text: oh my god go check his profile??

text: do you wanna play twenty questions :)

text: just get the fucking groceries

text: one more sticker and i'm blocking you

text: FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILET

text: i love you and ur really cute

text: wait

text: it wasnt a big deal haha

text: who is this

text: what do you mean who is this

text: didn't fucking ask for your opinion thanks

text: AAHAHAHAHA *insert mockery of your choice of typo here*

text: there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with you

text: thats what hands are for xoxo

text: seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it?

text: ur dick cant be bigger than ur thumb haha bye

text: i don't understand ur obsession with boobs like

text: i like to squish them

text: i need to pee lol brb

text: uhh okay

text: omg my fams home ok bye ily gtg

text: OHY MG FUCKIGNG GOD SHE DID N O T JUST FUCKING DIE I HAT ETHIS FUCKING SHOW