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Now all I can think about is Theorrot but Theo has the world's largest breeding kink. Pair that with a worship kink and you got Theo slamming into Parrot rambling about how beautiful Parrot would be swollen with his kid(s)😭

And while it's not completely related, it fits and has been on my mind for a while, you know how there have been headcanons Parrot couldn't get pregnant by Directorfies in the Paragon because he was so stressed his body refused. I like to imagine the opposite was happening with Theo.

Theo very much could get Parrot pregnant with trying THAT hard because of how safe and relaxed Parrot feels around him.

Just some thinking...🤗😇

I swear i read about this somewhere but i can’t remember which website exactly... but this is great material for me 🤤🤤🤤

theo with a breeding kink is just so. So befitting... that and combo-ed with his worship kink... oh, parrot’s going to lose his mind (in the good way!). honestly, theo would just be so talkative during sex, he never runs out of things to say. as far as i know, cockatiels mate almost daily during mating season... i wonder if parrot can survive this; he hasn’t even recovered from yesterday’s round(s) and they’re already going at it again. no doubt he’s DEFINITELY pregnant. parrot is going to be holding on for dear life while theo’s slamming into him like an absolute monster, yapping about kids and pregnancy and all that, he does NOT shut his mouth. parrot, on the other hand, can barely utter a coherent sentence and is on the verge of passing out for the 4th time since they’ve started fucking that day

theo and wifies really does contradict each other HAHAHA if wifies knew about it he’d be absolutely fuming with jealousy... like, what do you mean theo got parrot pregnant on first try yet wifies himself failed multiple times??? life is unfair, really...

anyway i think martyn and reddoons should fuck

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