“Have You Ever Felt A Sudden Lust For Soup?”

Jason, having seen Medea kill and dismember her brother and also kill Pelias for him: Probably I can just divorce her

Yes yes it's lovely when later poets take my texts and breathe new life into them, I just wish they wouldn't forget the 'oral' in oral transmission every single time 🙄

i put the oral in that transmission all right <3

Archeologist 20,000 years after horses go extinct: *cries* I don’t

That comment is one of the most accurate things in studying history.

I can feel the pain already

Sometimes when I’m high I like to imagine arguments in the far future about what kind of milk or eggs were in our recipes. I hope the main opposing factions would be divided over whether the milk was from dogs or cats because “what other mammals were in the vast majority of households back then?”

Hermes: Dionysus drinks too much. Swears too much. Has questionable morals. He's everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.

certified soup post

Good soup 👌