Everyone knows it's Butters

Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud? Turn a frown into a smile for free? Who's the kid with the heart full of magic? Everyone knows it's Butters! Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder? Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be? Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket? Everyone knows it's Butters! Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway And he goes to petting zoos. He loves John Alway Who's the tyke with the cutest little dimples Battin his eyes at every puppy he sees? If you look inside yourself You might be surprised when you find A little boy named Butters!

Well that’s me!

Butters holds onto the brunette’s sleeve. He had hung dancing for many years after The Incident, it seems to be a curse. Whenever his feet got into rhythm chaos would always ensue, something that would traumatise him. ❛ Wendy, I don’t know about this.❜ It was hardly a dance competition just a little shindig for juniors such as himself and the Darling children but he was still hesitant.

    AHH!!  Butters–!  better  dry    it  up   quick  now  so  he  doesn’t  look  like  a   bitch .  .   “ Oh  uhm–  Hey  Butters. ”  A pause  to  sniffle,  “ Didn’t  you  hear?  I’m  not  going.  The  system  has   fucked   me  once  again– ”  Apparently  Eric’s  behavior  was   unacceptable  and  has  been   banned   from  all  school  trips  till  the  end  of  the  year. . 

       What  kind  of   bullshit   is  that?                He  was  a  god  damn   ANGEL. 

  But  wait  a  minute… maybe   crying   would  get  him  somewhere . . so  he  let  it  flow  once  again.  “ And  it’s  totally  not  kkeewwwlllll. ”

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❛ Well hang on just a cotton-pickin’ minute that don’t sound very fair! ❜ He rings his knuckles together, actually feeling sympathetic of Cartman. Butters was renown for his naive empathy. 

❛ Hey! Where’d the little guy go?! ❜

When Kenny comes to the door Butter’s jumps for joy, already clad in a bunny-onesie, which was pastel pink with a cotton tail. Not humiliating at all to anyone who had to endure his company tonight. 

❛ Kenny! Hello! Come on in! Tonight’s gonna be so much fun, yes-sir-ee! I got some coloring books! OH AND THE WHOLE DVD BOXSET OF BELLA BALLERINA! She’s a mouse!  ❜

❛ Oh! Hi, Eric! ❜ Chipper as usual he should really learn by now that no good ever came from any of their interactions but still he chooses to great the red-clad boy with as much compassion as ever but then something unsettles him. Butters unsettled?! Yes this was new! He thought he heard the latter boy sniffling. Was Cartman upset or just faking? Still far be it from Butters to infer that this was a farce, even if Eric had proven him wrong time and time again for believing any of his shenanigans. ❛ Oh-ho now ain’t that just a sad face if ever I saw one.  ❜

Their class were supposed to be on a school trip to Rocky Roads Rollercoaster Resort. An Amusement Park. Everyone had tickets... Or so Butters thought. It never crossed his mind that maybe Eric was exempt from the trip due to his behaviour at the water park. Fortunately Butters still had not used his plus one ticket yet.  ❛ Why you got to be frownin’? Ain’t we all going on this neat-o little trip together? I thought it sounded pretty fun. ❜