how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

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God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How did he wrong you?"

God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How will you make it right?"

God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "Gosh, I don't doubt you know what you are doing and all, but maybe we could slow things down a little and talk about this? And it's essential to the divine plan? Are we sure?"

“You’re a leader, you’re honest, you don’t just tell people what they want to hear. It’s why Gabriel came to you in the first place, I imagine.”

Bitch no it’s NOT and you KNOW IT. Gabriel tried to kill him for that.

Gabriel, already running buck-ass naked out of Heaven to spend eternity getting pegged by Beelzebub in Hell:

That's not what I want it for. Just insurance. I'm not an idiot, Crowley.

Bonus:

He's never hosted a meeting, ever. Why the change of heart? He's unpredictable. He's discovered his civic obligations.