heaps good

i’m just a soup who’s ingredients are good

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

men will be like "oh ive just got a dark sense of humor" then they're just misogynists.

*at my first day of group therapy for people stuck in the 2000s* i’m just .. not feeling very awesomesauce.. le sigh.. it’s like .. u kno tfw u just wanna rage quit life.. but one does not simply kill themselves.. it just feels like i’m being trolled by the world.. like my sadness levels are over 9000 and all i can do is scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. my life is just an epic fail . inb4 u tell me it can only be epic win from here

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

i say this to every girl i love: abandon shame

i miss the real gun emoji so much

horror is really really good because the guys are always wet and sticky and gooey. theyre always covered in some sort of liquid <3 the only other genre where you get that is gay porn

people really have no idea how much the little things mean to me. thank you for smiling to me thank you for inviting me thank you thank you for borrowing me your lighter thank you for eating with me thank you for checking in with me thank you for hugging me thank you for complementing me thank you for listening thank you for being here i will not stop thinking about it i will love life again

the idle fantasizer has fallen victim to another reverie