Not Pro Anything

•Seriel Fasters

when was the last time they ate

“New longest fast: 79 years!”

literally owns Ketosis

Does one week fast like it’s nothing

Fast ~ binge ~ fast ~ restrict ~ fast ~ binge

•Exerexies

Rules the gym with an iron booty

Burned off 2000 calories in a day….not including their BMR

“No days off!!”

“I need to get off my ass and do my squats”

Works off like all their binges

•Calorie Bouncers

New cal limit every day/week

Can survive off 800 cals and 100 cals with equal efficiency

“Gotta keep my metabolism on its toes!”

Hits plateaus more times than anyone can count

•Try-Dieter

ABC diet

Russian gymnast diet

skinny bride diet

Has literally tried every Ana diet in the history of planet earth

And has never finished one of them

•Macro-Micro Mama

Won’t even BREATHE in the direction of carbs

Sodium, saturated fat, protein, count it count it COUNT IT IT MATTERS!!

“Does this have enough vitamin C2828JSJSJ??”

Takes 94 vitamins a day

Vegatarian/Vegan/Keto diet

•Liquid Lover

Forgot how to chew

But sometimes chews and spits

“Liquid fast day 782920”

Tomato soup and bullion cubes are their lives

protein shakes

•Alcorexic

Alcohol does not count towards their daily limit

If it did they’d lose their mind

Starve all day, party all night

Sometimes swaps alcohol for weed, gets the munchies, and punches themselves in the face

“Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer you’re in the clear!”

Only clear alcohol….brown alcohol and they’ll never wake up

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

If you’re constantly worried that you’re faking your illness, chances are that you’re definitely not.

In fact, this can be one of the symptoms.

In case you needed to hear it today:

You are valid

I believe you

Ellen (Eli) - To The Bone

The only reason im not where i want to be right now is because im not trying hard enough

Me: