Dr. Reginald Bushroot

Since this was your last post and it’s been 3 years, I’m assuming the price was death.

birches be trippin :/

Did they ask the oaks for some coke

ugh yeah man im not about that life anymore, im a changed plant! when will they understand?

thanks man I appreciate it ily

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

all trees are gay which means youre breathing in gay air which makes YOU gay happy pride

But why are trees gay? Please, elaborate.

They just grew that way.

all trees are gay which means youre breathing in gay air which makes YOU gay happy pride

But why are trees gay? Please, elaborate.

They just grew that way.

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”