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oh I know that Wylan just CANNOT lose a bet. Kaz could not even pay Wylan for ice-court deal, he could just DARE Wylan.

#very random #anyways #Wylan’s so my way by Olivia coded #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #kaz and wylan #wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone

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im so obsessed with the idea that kaz just reads everything for wylan, but in such a natural way that everyone forgets that it's because wylan can't read, and kaz kind of forgets that everyone else can read

kaz bringing in the newspaper saying 'look at this', slamming the paper down on the table for for everyone to see and announces the headline 'pekka rollins shits himself in the harbour'. it's just instinctual to read it out, even though everyone else at the table can read what it says

kaz going to restaurants with the crows and handing wylan a menu saying 'they've got that herb chicken you like'. then he scans it again and points to a couple of things that he also knows wylan likes, and it's so causal and conversational and wylan doesn't feel scrutinised, or as though he's being looked after

(kaz also starts point out things the others like before remembering that they can read the menu and then just stops talking)

kaz and wylan going to coffee shops and kaz goes 'what do you think you're gonna get' before they get there so that wylan doesn't panic inside the shop. and he doesn't leave room for wyan to ask him to read things out, because kaz knows he hates doing that. so they go and kaz just says 'you want syrup in your coffee? they've got vanilla, caramel, or hazelnut'

and it's just so easy and instinctual. it makes wylan feel normal, because being read to isnt a big part of what's going on. kaz just manages to easily slip it into conversation without thinking, as though he does it with everyone

(now imagine wylan isn't there and kaz begrudgingly gets waffles with another member of the dregs (he's getting soft) and immediately goes 'what sort of syrup do you like? because they've got apple, strawberry or chocolate, but it does say you can get a mix' and the dreg is like 'i know? the menu is right in front of me?' and kaz just kind of realises that he doesn't even think about doing it anymore)

(also imagine him getting a letter and some of the higher ranked dregs need to know about it, and instead of just giving them it to read, kaz starts just reading it out, and all of the other dregs are like 'isn't it easier is we just read it ourselves?' and kaz just pauses and wonders when he actually started hanging out with wylan so much that he's the only person he knows how to talk to)

in some modern!au Achilles has the thing people call perfect pitch.

And if you think it’s not a problem, you’re terrible wrong. Because he’s a) an asshole b) absolute confidence that everyone around him should know his opinion.

So yeah. Somewhere in the cafe, a spoon knocks on a glass, and Achilles’s telling Patroclus like. Sure. It’s a #F. Your favourite songs start with this one.

Or two of his aunts say the same word together. And they're like, "Wow, we've harmonized." And Achilles is like, "Well, actually..." and starts being a pain in the ass for another three minutes.

Should I say that Neo wouldn’t TOUCH the instrument? It’s like, kiddo’s trying to play some song, and Achilles, 3-fucking-rooms-and-one-divorce-away, is already shouting something like “no it’s not DEAR believe me IT’S NOT the same note yes it sounds likely because they’re 2 notes apart BUT IT’S NOT”.

#patrochilles #the iliad #greek mythology #achilles #neoptolemus #tsoa patrochilles #tsoa #they make me sick #hope i didn’t make some shitty and stupid mistake because I have NO clue in music like litteraly

lily-of-knossos

Why isn't the headcanon of Achilles being a bratty bottom more famous? Like this guy refused to fight cause hie ego was bruised come on 😭

#achilles being the pillow princess 😶#okay no because he’s such a fish like he’s wriggling and can’t ding a place for arms and he’s SO talkative especially in a bed I mean #he’s flirting and joking and yapping and this’s while Patroclus trying to undress him #and then he just HAS to have contact with Patroclus during the process like holding hands #so he’s stupid stupid and so so pathetic okay #but also he has no sense of shame and it’s driving Patroclus CRAZY #fine I have to stop #patrochilles #Patroclus #achilles

"I guess I missed the part where we adopted the cat," Wylan says one day, and Jesper laughs, though it's actually quite true.

Kaz is a large (comparatively), mischievous, and very, very brazen cat. Maybe his eyes glow in the dark, Jesper thinks. It’s just no one's been paying attention.

Kaz shows up in their kitchen, standing with his bad leg on a chair while his good leg is on the floor, even before breakfast, and gives their cook a heart attack. He's holding a cup of coffee, the same kind Gezen probably used to give his first followers.

He didn't ask permission and didn't stay for lunch. A week later, he brought back a very dubious business, looking like a cat who's dragged a rat onto its owner's bed and is very pleased with itself.

Jesper had to hold Wylan's hand to keep him from slamming the door in his face. Cats are liquid, a fabricator friend of his once said. And Kaz is a brazen cat who would have climbed in through the window and given the maid a fit.

And would probably have hoarded their lovely carpet.

"Yes, you missed it,” Jesper answers. “Because it was the cat who adopted us, not the other way around."

#kaz brekker #being a cat #no I mean #metaphorically #like no he isn’t #neko #wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom

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are we all sleeping on fem!wesper or what because when I think about two girlies oh so in love living in a big ass mansion doing all this merchant business and still being rage-baiters and catty I wanna cry from sheer happiness and see A LOT of works with them.

#i mean #fem wylan does say she eates men #and okay Jes jes with her guns and oh her sweet sweet afro curls(( she look a LOT like her mom #wesper #fem wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse

justtt fell like it

(I like this death and mystery thing about Neo’s aesthetic. I mean, there’s a version where he even invented his own dance. He’s a little out of his surroundings isn’t he?)

CR: @tenoart

#teleneo #telemachus #neoptolemus #epic the musical #the iliad #greek mythology #pyrrhus

Okay Patroclus’s visual and Achilles’s auditory.

So Patroclus’s worst fear was forgetting Achilles’s face during the time Achilles was on Skyros.

And Achilles endlessly repeated in his head the last words he heard from Patroclus before his death, so as not to forget his voice.

#good fucking morning #patrochilles #the iliad #achilles #patroclus

Patroclus is so Peeta Mellark coded sometimes, idk what you do with this.

#patroclus #greek mythology #the iliad #greece #the hunger games #peeta mellark #i guess #patrochilles #has something to do with #katniss and peeta #ship dinamics

Patrochilles in my au: kissing and flirting during every single free part of text.

Peak of sexual tension between neorestes in the exactly same au:

#patrochilles #neorestes #au #writing #text #the iliad #greek mythology #let me know if you wanna see more idk

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Phoenix called Achilles and Patroclus “thing number 1” and “thing number 2”. I had a vision, believe me.

#patrochilles #the iliad #achilles #Phoenix #patroclus #tsoa patrochilles #tsoa Phoenix

vigabut

He's fine guys trust

burstingyam

IM FUCKING OBSESSED.

When Neo first met Orestes, he simply couldn't believe that someone like him was grieving for Agamemnon. Like. Neo simply drew a glowing ball over Orestes with a pencil and decided that he was the most immediate and vibrant person in his life. And he was avenging someone like Agamemnon. Him?? Neo juxtaposed images, vague memories, and the sensations he'd experienced sneaking past Agamemnon's tent: sneaking because he couldn't stand talking to him. That heavy gait and tired eyes, that endless greed: is this what Orestes was grieving for? Is this what he was avenging?

#tagamemnon #neorestes #they make me sick #they’re so weird about each other #neoptolemus #Orestes #the iliad #greek mythology #pyrrhus

Are we even gonna discuss how the only thing that made Achilles actually SMILE after Patroclus’s death was Antilochus winning that games during Patroclus’s funeral??

From Book 23:

“Thus spake the youth; nor did his words offend;

Pleased with the well–turn'd flattery of a friend,

Achilles smiled: "The gift proposed,

Antilochus!”

#it’s like #Antilochus and Achilles had that type of dinamic between parent-child and brothers #Neo was Achilles’s FIRST baby but Antilochus was his first BABY #patrochilles #the iliad #achilles #antilochus #greek mythology #homers iliad

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When Patroclus has “season blues” or other reasons to be apathetic and sad, Achilles takes him with him to various events. When Patroclus says he doesn’t wanna go, Achilles be like “but I don’t know what to do with out you there” (which is partly true, but mostly he wants to move Patroclus’s ass) and Patroclus can’t say no. What a manipulator.

#can’t say no #is it #hamilton musical #reference?#patrochilles #greek mythology #achilles #patroclus #the iliad #tsoa patrochilles #they make me sick #modern au

OK, I'm going crazy, but BUT.

Ancient Greece, of course, spoke a single language, but the dialect (and therefore pronunciation, some words, and all that) varied from island to island.

Neoptolemus had a Skyrian accent for a long time (until he became king of the Molossians probably), which, in reality, isn't too jarring. It's not too jarring for anyone except Phoenix, because he spent hours and days hearing a very familiar voice and very familiar words, but pronounced with a different stress or sound.

#is it just me #i mean #is it even a thing?? like deferent accent in Phtia #IT’S JUST oh neo taking his way of talking from his mama ohhhhhhhh #i hope so #tagamemnon #the iliad #achilles #greek mythology #neoptolemus #poor phoenix lost three children during this war #phoenix #pyrrhus #phoenix and Neoptolemus #deidamia #okay i’m going to bed now

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