BlueSunsets

You know what the funniest thing ever would be right now? Max’ jet spotted on its way to Maranello.

Brushing my hair with scissors to prove my dominance

He retired and still managed to fuck Lewis Hamilton in the ass

”WHY AM I FIRST😡”

I think being a Max Verstappen fan is a barrier many are afraid to cross, for any reason whatsoever. But they don’t know that once you do, you’re literally living the best life, because no matter what happens, your driver is Max Verstappen.

You ever open Pinterest, expecting a quick giggle, just to get emotionally attacked? The first three posts I was greeted with were “the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.”, followed by “the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can't be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated -> Little robot, nudging a body: i fix” and lastly a poem ending with the line “I am still a dancer made of song”, written by a 92 year old mother with dementia.

Yes, Max Verstappen is an omega. But I can’t tell you if he’s hidden his identity from the pack for years or got famous being the only omega capable of surviving in Formula One. I can’t tell you if he immediately became the one and only pack omega or got fully kicked out for being too aggressive. I can’t tell you if he’s mated and loyal to only one alpha or if he gets fucked by different drivers on the daily. You shall find out yourself.