xandy's burn book

god: send in the clowns

If zucchini noodles are called zoodles, are parsnip noodles called poodles? #seriousSundayquestions #whole30alumni #inspiralized

If you complete the #SeptemberWhole30 but you never post a picture of it, did it even happen? I'm not sure, but I don't want to risk it. Here's my first non #Whole30 product in 30 days...good old fashioned gum. It's the little things! #sorryforthecoffeebreaththismonth

Here we go #TeamNoAbs! Workout 1 done...3 to go. #CascadeClassic #CascadeClassic2016 #TMNT (at Washington State Convention Center)

#tbt An amazingly fun wedding and law school reunion. (at The Plateau Club)

It's been three months since the world lost this guy. Most days it still doesn't feel real. #thosedimplesthough 💙 (at Mount Si)

@andthenitsperfect Thank you! Honestly I was excited to hit my 50 pound mark, but I was more excited Monday when I strung together five strict pull-ups. Gym progress > scale progress.

This is FIFTY pounds of weight loss. Five ZERO. August 2015 ➡️ September 2016 #sorryfortheselfie @weightwatchers #becauseitworks #smartpoints #byeboobs #jkineverhadthose

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Happy Blue Friday!! #gohawks 💚🏈💙 #latergram (at CenturyLink Field)

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrJL-FSkVo)