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( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
ā you ever think about purpose? ā
ā i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? ā
ā i have time for this. ā
ā you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. ā
ā i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. ā
ā if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? ā
ā i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. ā
ā what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? ā
ā sometimes, i look like february. ā
ā you want a sprite? you look kinda green. ā
ā can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? ā
ā chef, that's way too much acid. ā
ā you, uh, making a sundae? ā
ā that actually sounds delicious. ā
ā because you're the bear and i remember you. ā
ā i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? ā
ā i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. ā
ā i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? ā
ā you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? ā
ā it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. ā
ā so how long you been a cook? ā
ā howād you get good at this? ā
ā you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? ā
ā speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? ā
ā it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. ā
ā what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. ā
ā what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. ā
ā you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. ā
ā did you just throw a fork at me? ā
ā i think time spent doing this is time well spent. ā
ā never too late to start over. ā
ā i just want you to know... that this is really nice. ā
ā i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. ā
ā we just don't say hello anymore? ā
ā you're wearing a suit? ā
ā uh, yeah, i wear suits now. ā
ā i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. ā
ā i actually do think that we could fit good together. ā
ā i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? ā
ā i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. ā
ā i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. ā
ā you just came from a funeral? ā
ā yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. ā
ā you want me to make you some coffee? ā
ā i just need your focus like you need mine. ā
ā what's your relationship with your mom like? ā
ā alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. ā
ā looks gorgeous, chef. ā
ā i haven't eaten yet. ā
ā oh, let me make you something. ā
ā yeah, i can make you an omelet. ā
ā that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? ā
ā Ā i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. ā
ā well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. ā
ā you deserve my full focus. ā
ā i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. ā
ā you're not gonna fuck it up. ā
ā i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. ā
ā you could do this without me. ā
ā i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. ā
ā you make me better at this. ā
ā you still love to cook, right? ā
ā yo. we're low on forks, chef. ā
ā okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. ā
ā i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. ā
ā i really appreciate you being so patient with me. ā
ā do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? ā
ā just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. ā
ā i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. ā
ā i don't know how to say i'm sorry. ā
ā i need you to say it's okay. ā
ā you are being so fucking weird, man. ā
ā i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. ā
ā i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. ā
ā maybe i'm just not built for this. ā
ā because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. ā
ā i'm really sorry you feel that way. ā
ā would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? ā
ā i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? ā
ā you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. ā
ā where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? ā
ā i fucking love you! ā
ā you fucking need me. ā
ā i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. ā
ā i love you, chef. ā