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if I ever see jereome on the streets (not its real name btw) i am blowing him and his cadilac esclade

sometimes i wish i was a girl

Me horsvestigating kim kardashian…. so have you ever heard of a horse? Here... have another apple

The meek look wise for their foolishness never passes their lips

Babies are like martinis They are meant to be shaken not stirred

You know "three tungs before sahur, never less never more" is kinda the modern equivalent to "All caps when you spell the man name"

if i were born in 1904 instead of 2004 i think i would still be a homo unless i grew up next to lurual ingallls WOOO WEEE i remember farmers boy that was my favourite book in the series.;..;.. wait no that would still make me gay ;(

the hoes learned that I listened to Jay-z's "story of oj" 157 times over the weekend i think they scared

failed the Woke exam. they're revoking my pronouns.

if i were to get pregnant that baby would be a premieee. I would get bored too quickly

hoooooollllyyyy fuck i'm in my buckethead era where have you been all my life

puzzles are so much more fun when you don't match the pieces to the image and just try to make them all fit. it's like a rouge lite

everybody pudging they piddle while on they phone shii pmo

I've had my balls sag but never float what is happening