burgerror

everyone hold onto your bushes. The burgerror cinematic universe has continued to rapidly expand across all forms of media and entertainment. Given this, the burgvengers have had a rapid increase in burger related crime. To counter this, we have recruited a team of professional vegans to provide insight on the matter and hopefully come to a solution

"the king watching me pull out my fat fucking pendulous nuts in the court after declaring 'let them hang'"

here at the Burg "Freak Shit" Error Labs (named after Burg Error, who's most fervent wish was to get his face sat on by an elephant (guess how he died)), we have been experimenting with the human genome to not only create new genders for trans people to adopt, but also new sexes entirely. that's right baby. we invented sexes with your mother and your father and with this thing i found oh oh noughhh fuck im dying please help im being poisoned by the CIA they dont want you

"a gun in the hand is worth 17 cameras in the sock"

realizing that all verbal abuse i have been directing at my friends while gaming has been directed towards the lgbtq people in call. its ok tho they kinda like it

Jorking it in the vc

Sometimes I wonder who decided to look at their middle finger and be the first person to think... "yeah this shits a FIRE insult." I then proceed with nothing but respect for this level of ingenuity and innovation

whatever happened to @eviltwistedguy... i hope he's moved on to greater evil

gay people should take a page out of derek zoolander's book and mog so hard they can deflect bullets and turn people into goo

"iiiiittt's the foreskin brothers" i say, as i see two gay men passionately making out

they're executing me in the name of gay jesus. was jesus gay? i guess we'll never know because christians are fucking PUSSIES