i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

I'm such a girl who lays in bed and doesn't want to get up

Your pussy is wet? Gross! [EXTREMELY LOUD HAIRDRYER SOUND]

Immaculate Cunt or whatever that philosopher is called

I hate that our bodies when faced with less than a full nights rest will manifest 800 flu symptoms to make us go back to bed

'no one understands me' STOP. 8 BILLION ALIVE PEOPLE. 15 THOUSANDS YEAR OF HUMAN HISTORY. SOMEONE HAS FELT WHAT YOURE FEELING

ah, sweet sweet autumn time.

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else