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a patient top that tells you nope, legs open baby so so gently every time u try to close them, patient & firm no matter how much u beg

Just thinking about her makes me hate myself

She ruined me

dont you ever just hate when you meet a pretty woman but your social skills are genuinely so ass that you go home and shoot yourself

literally all of my problems would be solved if i could just get a girlfriend

permanent puppy who I can keep in a kennel and have lay across my lap when I'm sitting, who'll eat food I cook for them out of dog bowls and let me tighten their collar a little too much sighhhhh

rock, paper, scissor me

Making a puppy sit in front of me and suck on my fingers until they’re wet enough and asking “Do you want a treat, puppy?”