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Everyone is just jealous of my cursed doll. My cursed doll is the only man who understands me
Did my cursed doll kill my coworkers?
Yes
No
Context, in case you missed the drama: I commissioned a doll, seamstresses kept dying before they could complete the order (literally dying. Not ghosting me. Dead. Happened twice before, see below).
Finally I get the doll, and the person who completed the doll admitted that they made dolls with their partner, their partner died in a “freak accident” (another thing that I am not paraphrasing for comedic effect, that is copied and pasted from their email) and so they probably wouldn’t be making another doll for a bit
I get the doll and now there have been two fatalities at my work.
I work at a title company and fatalities in office are highly, highly unusual. Or they should be.
So. Some of my followers think it was my cursed doll.
I think my doll is cute, frankly
It’s a lex Luthor doll who I do admit looks a lot like the boss baby which I think adds something
Does this man look dangerous to you?
Yes!!!!
No.
The doll inexplicably has an anatomically correct ass
I don’t know why I’m sharing it, idk, it seems relevant. I never once said to any of the seamstresses may the rest in peace “by the way make sure you give him a sculpted ass like the statue of David” but he has one
Well don't show it to us, for fuck's sake! What if the curse activates when you see the doll?
Well I look at it all the time and I’m fine
And while I am crazy enough to commission a doll, I am not crazy enough to bring it with me to work. What am I, some sort of weirdo?
Point is my coworkers died without ever seeing the doll
Hope that helps :)
Did my cursed doll kill my coworkers?
Yes
No
Context, in case you missed the drama: I commissioned a doll, seamstresses kept dying before they could complete the order (literally dying. Not ghosting me. Dead. Happened twice before, see below).
Finally I get the doll, and the person who completed the doll admitted that they made dolls with their partner, their partner died in a “freak accident” (another thing that I am not paraphrasing for comedic effect, that is copied and pasted from their email) and so they probably wouldn’t be making another doll for a bit
I get the doll and now there have been two fatalities at my work.
I work at a title company and fatalities in office are highly, highly unusual. Or they should be.
So. Some of my followers think it was my cursed doll.
I think my doll is cute, frankly
It’s a lex Luthor doll who I do admit looks a lot like the boss baby which I think adds something
Does this man look dangerous to you?
Yes!!!!
No.
The doll inexplicably has an anatomically correct ass
I don’t know why I’m sharing it, idk, it seems relevant. I never once said to any of the seamstresses may they rest in peace “by the way make sure you give him a sculpted ass like the statue of David” but he has one

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Sometimes I get annoyed with how so many descriptions of any individual monarch have to include “and they grew up with no expectation of being king!” Because they are a younger heir or whatever
But it gets to the point where I’m like, I don’t know, is that just the majority of monarchs, infant mortality being what it was? Like maybe a lot of them had older siblings who didn’t make it
Off the top of my head, famous monarchs who grew up with no expectation of the crown, will be Eurocentric because that’s who I am as a person and in no particular chronological order:
Henry iv, Edward iv, Richard iii, Henry vii, Henry viii, Mary I, Elizabeth I, Louis XVI, Elizabeth ii, fucking napoleon I, John, George vi, William iii, Mary ii, Henry I, Stephen, Henry ii,
Like??? It’s not unusual it happens a lot. Stop using that as a “oh this monarch had such a hard time they weren’t born and bred for it” Yeah that’s a lot of them, shut up
Did my cursed doll kill my coworkers?
Yes
No
Context, in case you missed the drama: I commissioned a doll, seamstresses kept dying before they could complete the order (literally dying. Not ghosting me. Dead. Happened twice before, see below).
Finally I get the doll, and the person who completed the doll admitted that they made dolls with their partner, their partner died in a “freak accident” (another thing that I am not paraphrasing for comedic effect, that is copied and pasted from their email) and so they probably wouldn’t be making another doll for a bit
I get the doll and now there have been two fatalities at my work.
I work at a title company and fatalities in office are highly, highly unusual. Or they should be.
So. Some of my followers think it was my cursed doll.
I think my doll is cute, frankly
It’s a lex Luthor doll who I do admit looks a lot like the boss baby which I think adds something
Does this man look dangerous to you?
Yes!!!!
No.
Did my cursed doll kill my coworkers?
Yes
No
Context, in case you missed the drama: I commissioned a doll, seamstresses kept dying before they could complete the order (literally dying. Not ghosting me. Dead. Happened twice before, see below).
Finally I get the doll, and the person who completed the doll admitted that they made dolls with their partner, their partner died in a “freak accident” (another thing that I am not paraphrasing for comedic effect, that is copied and pasted from their email) and so they probably wouldn’t be making another doll for a bit
I get the doll and now there have been two fatalities at my work.
I work at a title company and fatalities in office are highly, highly unusual. Or they should be.
So. Some of my followers think it was my cursed doll.
I think my doll is cute, frankly
Aside from the inordinate number of fatalities, I like my job a lot
It’s always “bunniesandbeheadings, your cursed doll killed three people before you even received him” and “bunniesandbeheadings, your cursed doll has now killed two of your coworkers” and “bunniesandbeheadings maybe you should get rid of your cursed doll”
It’s never “bunniesandbeheadings your doll is so cute!” Or “bunniesandbeheadings, your doll deserves to take five lives because he’s so adorable” or “hey bunniesandbeheadings, your cursed doll is vital and praiseworthy.”
I’m just saying, you guys are all fake. Fake.

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Some professional misogynist - a guy who is very much a misogynist I know sometimes people on this website call a man a misogynist if he’s just sitting there and existing but I mean like a misogynist misogynist - called me “very smart” in a very surprised pikachu way
And i’m like, listen, first off, yes I am
But second off, a lot of women are smart. I am very smart but that’s not like earth shattering news
Another man in my department died!
I’m not trying to be blasé about this, but we are literally dropping like flies. I’ve just got hired five minutes (months) ago and we have had two fatalities
This is a title company. We aren’t on the front lines of some never ending war. We look at documents!!!
How are people actually dying? In the office? Literally in the office. Corpses in the office.
At what point do I need to start being suspicious? At what point do I need to say “there is a serial murderizer offing people, I don’t care how good the dental is I gotta leave immediately”
I do work remote 50% of the time so if there is a serial murderizer, I’m out of his line of sight 50% of the time so I gotta take that into account
And the dental is really good
Stop blaming the cursed doll, the cursed doll is innocent and I love him
Okay I admit the presence of the cursed doll is kind of sus
I commissioned a Lex Luthor doll on Etsy. The seller developed cancer and was unable to complete the order, so they apologetically refunded my order
I take the money and commission lex from someone else. They were a duo, and one of them apparently got into a freak accident and died, and so again, my order was refunded
If. If I commission the doll again, am I like, murdering seamstresses? At what point am I the villain? This seems to be a specific curse.
Oh, the survivor of the freak accident said she finished my doll and could ship it. I paid her the money refunded and am now waiting for the doll to arrive
The cursed doll.
If I stop posting, whelp,
Everyone remain fucking calm!!!
Lex is out for delivery
Da baby is here
I sent the pic to my sister and she was all,
He is :)
@spectre-squared
Ha ha those are some funny tags! Unrelatedly, could I please commission a doll from you?
Another man in my department died!
I’m not trying to be blasé about this, but we are literally dropping like flies. I’ve just got hired five minutes (months) ago and we have had two fatalities
This is a title company. We aren’t on the front lines of some never ending war. We look at documents!!!
How are people actually dying? In the office? Literally in the office. Corpses in the office.
At what point do I need to start being suspicious? At what point do I need to say “there is a serial murderizer offing people, I don’t care how good the dental is I gotta leave immediately”
I do work remote 50% of the time so if there is a serial murderizer, I’m out of his line of sight 50% of the time so I gotta take that into account
And the dental is really good
Stop blaming the cursed doll, the cursed doll is innocent and I love him

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Another man in my department died!
I’m not trying to be blasé about this, but we are literally dropping like flies. I’ve just got hired five minutes (months) ago and we have had two fatalities
This is a title company. We aren’t on the front lines of some never ending war. We look at documents!!!
How are people actually dying? In the office? Literally in the office. Corpses in the office.
At what point do I need to start being suspicious? At what point do I need to say “there is a serial murderizer offing people, I don’t care how good the dental is I gotta leave immediately”
I do work remote 50% of the time so if there is a serial murderizer, I’m out of his line of sight 50% of the time so I gotta take that into account
And the dental is really good