Word count: fuck it we ball (I don't know)
Trigger warnings: ... Shidou. Also, none of the numbers in this are real
Premise: Shidou Ryusei, your boyfriend, got a hold of a cellphone while in blue lock. Luckily for you, he remembered your number!! (Or unlucky, depending on how you see it)
Things are.. boring, to say the least. Without Shidou constantly nagging you to play soccer with him or do anything exciting, you didn't really feel much motivation to do anything that could possibly cure your boredom.
Ever since he joined that Blue Lock program, you haven't heard from him. The peace and quiet was nice at first – but things just feel off without Ryusei. You hoped he would get out soon, or at least get into some form of contact with you.
Same old boring routine since he left.
At least you had some of his clothes left behind to sleep in, even if they were stained with bleach and pink hair dye. Anything was better than nothing.. atleast his cologne isn't there to practically make you gag. And with him being gone, you had the opportunity to replace it! Good things can come out of situations like this.
Your eyes began to drift, and you were about to repeat the cycle until —
.. right. Your boyfriend changed your notification noise to a cat meowing before he left. Whatever the message was, it could wait until morning.
Or maybe not. With an irritated sigh, you pick up your phone – squinting at the bright contrast to your dark bedroom. An unknown number?
"it's Shidou bbbyyyy I got a phone"
Shidou? Actually messaging??
You rub your eyes, sitting up as his oversized shirt fell over your shoulder a bit in the process. You messaged back, fingers tapping against the screen as you brought your knees to your chest.
"where on earth have you been??"
Without much delay, he immediately responded with a picture of himself with his tongue out and that huge cocky grin on his face. Yep. Definitely Shidou. You add his contact, watching him respond again.
"hell yeas it's me sugar!"
"I found a phone just laying around, finders keepers"
Yep. Definitely Shidou. Adjusting your shirt, you reach over and turn your light on – rubbing the sleep out of your eyes as you smiled down at your screen.
"someone's probably looking for that, y'know"
"you can't just claim finders keepers on everything"
As much as you loved him, he really was a devil. You waited for him to say something else, and he sent back an angel emoji. Typical.
"babes, it's so fun here"
"soooo many talented soccer players.."
"kind of turns me on ngl"
Andddd, there it was. Not a single normal interaction can be had with your boyfriend, can it? You shake your head and reach back out, immediately turning your light back off.
"and that's my cue to go to bed"
"you're so cruel to me :("
"keep being cruel tho hehe"
You quickly muted your phone, groaning as you prepared to see all the spam he was surely going to give you first thing in the morning. Sleep first. Spam later.
It was too late to deal with his shenanigans.