ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴᴏɪᴅ ᴛʏᴘʜᴏᴏɴ

women. run. vash has found his long lost cousin.

Gif Credit: X

❝   I WISH it was that type of bounty…   ❞   he was only a snuggle magnet in that dirty place he called his mind.  

❝   HAHAHA !!! YOU DON’T SAY !?   ❞   lungs expelled wild fits of laughter as he made his way to the saloon doors with a mutual friend and his old acquaintance. hours naturally passed by as the trio got better acquainted over drinks. their ongoing conversation mostly consisted of them reminiscing on insane escapades that landed them in odd places. && to think that the trio met by chance as they were all tired from their individual journeys. over the course of three weeks, news quickly spread across the galaxy of the many large bounties up for grabs on planet gunsmoke. as opposed to most planets, the desert utopia was far distant than those hailing from more technological roots. naturally, the average bounty hunter wouldn’t dare set foot on the planet --- unless they were after the sixty billion double dollar bounty. he could only imagine the thrill stemming from THE HUMANOID TYPHOON’S feats; which included the insane and infamous feat of putting a HOLE in the moon. towns soon became flooded with bounty hunters from every corner of space. a poor man like him envied the news outlets and hotels that soaked up the money from their ongoing contributions. bright rays shined upon him as they set foot on the desert sand beneath their heels. a hand waved farewell to his old friend as he left to follow the trail of bounties reported over his device. that just left him and his new friend.   ❝  SPIKE, RIGHT ? i take it that you’re looking for more excitement ? just make sure to watch your drink before someone spikes it ! HAHAHA !!   ❞

❝   YOU HAVE NO RIGHT to lecture me. . .   ❞   the dawn of a thunderous storm erupted in the vocal form of a wandering duelist’s words. furrowed brows descended beneath the shade of his lenses. if one were to look into the depths of his heart, they would find a pain that drove him to insane lengths. that pain stemmed from the selfish feud over the egyptian god cards; as well as the usage of the millennium items. unlike most of the world, he knew the potential danger of having those assets in the hands of the irresponsible. THAT INCLUDED HER.   ❝  ..you’ve contributed enough, ISHIZU ISHTAR.  one future that your millennium necklace can not predict is the day when all of the egyptian god cards and millennium items are DESTROYED.   ❞

❝   THAT’S AN... interesting concept for a game... !!   ❞   the perks of the game were the main attractions, no doubt. on one side, the lecherous side of him was eager to reap the benefits and cap off the good night with a beer. however on the flip side, he would hate to get caught in a compromising position. despite his subtle doubt, he tossed it aside with an awkwardly enthusiastic laugh.   ❝   WHO AM I TO turn down a game ?   ❞

❝   AS LONG AS it doesn’t involve anyone getting hurt too bad, I’M GAMED !   ❞

peers down at the invisible heart that drifted into his cupped hands.   ❝  GASP ! is this for me…?    ❞

❝   W..WELL…   ❞   he began in a weak effort to justify his outrageous actions.   ❝  i figured that…you just needed a little more joy in your day.   ❞   as sly as that may have came across for someone so lecherous, his words held sincerity in them. the blond took pride in being a people-person. from elders to newborns, he had a knack for uplifting the moods of the people around him. although she didn’t appear to be noticeably unsettled, he could clearly identify the rough exterior that she shielded herself in.   ❝   I… JUST WANTED to make you smile a bit more, t..that’s all !   ❞