Male Celeb Bulges & Nudes

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I think Rapmonster has a BAT DICK meaning that it is freaking Huge… How does this boy find Pants??

How Do I Know you Ask??

 Well for starters His hands …..

Exhibit A: 

This Boy’s Hands are the size of baseball mitts…

Like I see no difference: 

I mean if that’s what his hands look like boy must be packing…..Don’t Believe me ?….

How about now?

THOSE ARE SWEATPANTS FOR GOD’S SAKE!:

IT’S A BAT DICK MEANING IT IS HUGE!!!

In conclusion Namjoon has a bat dick which means he has a baby joonie in his pants. …

STILL NOT CONVINCED?!?!?….

Namjoon himself has hinted at it….

Remember on American Hustle Life..

What was he implying?:…Idk maybe that he’s huge

DO YOU STILL NOT BELIEVE ME?:

Exhibit B:

LOOK AT THE BOYS FEET 

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!? 

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

I’ll let myself out…. *runs away*

1. If you’re at a urinal and you make eye contact at least twice and they’ve been there for over a minute, they’re looking to mess around, proceed by showing your dick and or grabbing there’s if they are close enough.

2. If in a stall look under to the next stall and see if they are jerking off. If so extend your hand under and see what happens.

3. It’s always helpful to know of a secondary location to hook up at (elevator, stairwell, another bathroom)  if the bathroom you are at is too busy at the moment. If you find someone and wish to go to a secondary location give them a head nod and exit the bathroom, they’ll usually follow.