quotes i came across

The moral of the story of Cosmic Princess Kaguya is, you can date the same woman two times, simultaneously, through the power of time loops, science and yuri, you just have to believe in yourself

cosmic princess kaguya got it so right because the only force in the universe powerful enough to rewrite the tragedies of ancient folklore and build a truly happy and fulfilling ending despite them is lesbian yearning

TKM is one of the funniest aftg books because neil is actively getting hunted for sport the entire time and instead of caring about that he’s just meddling in other people’s lives and playing therapist for 400 pages: telling kevin to start living for himself & and forcing the twins to go to therapy together & passing jean’s number on to renee so that she can talk to him. and it WORKS too. the field of psychology lost its best mind when neil decided to go pro w/ exy

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

“his greed sickens me” except it’s neil revealing yet another interesting and attractive fact about himself while andrew is still in the trenches, trying to deny the fact that he is so insanely attracted to this lying little runaway. every day becoming more and more in utter disbelief at how hot he finds neil and also finding it more and more inconvenient and annoying on all accounts. in this essay I will—