quotes i came across

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

“his greed sickens me” except it’s neil revealing yet another interesting and attractive fact about himself while andrew is still in the trenches, trying to deny the fact that he is so insanely attracted to this lying little runaway. every day becoming more and more in utter disbelief at how hot he finds neil and also finding it more and more inconvenient and annoying on all accounts. in this essay I will—

Someone asking Neil’s demiromantic low key autistic ass if he thinks Andrew is beautiful and/or handsome and Neil easily saying no. The person is shocked obvi and is like “omg what” but while they’re busy cracking down on Neil Josten not finding his bf conventionally attractive Neil himself is trying to figure out how on earth he could put a word -a single word- to Andrew— his Andrew. He’s no English major but Neil is positive that whatever Andrew is, there isn’t a word in existence currently that would do him justice. Andrew can’t be hot or handsome or pretty because he’s infinitely more than that inside and out and Neil would never bother with slapping such a small label on him when he could be spending that same time and energy going off to actually see the dude in question who btw- over and over every day catches Neil staring at him because whatever Andrew is to normal people be it beautiful or hot or just plain attractive, well… To Neil he’s that plus more and no matter how many times Andrew asks him to look away even now, Neil refuses because Andrew is a sight he’d too easily miss just from the turn of his head.

I love how the Disney adaptation of Percy Jackson and the Olympians does such a good job from the outset of emphasizing that Percy might be half god on Poseidon’s side, but every instinct in him that makes him a hero is because he is Sally Jackson’s son.

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

i legitimately think Christmas music should be regulated. actually i think all radio music should be regulated for the saje of employees everywhere and I'm not joking

there should be designated stations that play the top 10 over and over, for people driving short distances, and designated stations that cannot play the same song more than twice in a 24 hour period, for people working in retail and fast food. and it should be a punishable labor violation for any manager to play a top 10 station for more than an hour in the workplace.