the penderwicks

Jeffrey: I’m quick at math.  Skye: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?  Jeffrey: 24.  Skye: That wasn’t even close.  Jeffrey: But it was quick.

Batty: How did none of you hear what I just said?!  Ben: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.  Jane: I got distracted halfway through.  Skye: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Jane, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Skye: I’m genuinely surprised we haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.  Jeffrey: Nat 20 Charisma.  Skye: That is NOT how that works-

Jane: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Jane: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Jeffery: How petty can you get?  Skye: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Rosalind: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.  Batty: I went to the park today.  Rosalind: There you go! I hope you got something from that.  Batty: *opening their coat* This duck.

Jane stays up all night writing fan fiction for her many different fandoms fs

Batty: I’m sad.  Ben: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.  Ben: And das not good.

Skye: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a brain cell.  Ben, Rosalind, Jeffery, and Jane: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!