call her dwayne the way she’s rocking my johnson

Antifa sluts DM me immediately

scientists in the 50s were like I need to torture a monkey immediately

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

Hey does anyone wanna steal my identity for a day and work my black friday shift

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

i LOVE betrayal scenes. and stories where ppl turn evil. like when recognition turns to horror???

you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

Instagram influencers be like

gonna eat the entire blue pile just to see what happens

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

mutuals to recreate the dyatlov pass incident with