⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐢. 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 — 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧 ,
— ⁺ 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝒾. ,
𝐢. 𝒃𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒓𝒔 / byfɔnœʁ / noun . a person who acts like a buffoon or one who engages in buffoonery . 𝐴𝑁 𝐼𝑁𝑇𝑅𝑂𝑆𝑃𝐸𝐶𝑇𝐼𝑉𝐸 𝐼𝑁 ; the clash of wealth and individuality in a gilded cage , the electric buzz of laughter from a crowded club , the sharp wit of a COMEDIAN'S TONGUE wrapped in layers of REBELLION , the unyielding quest for AUTHENTICITY in a world of EXPECTATIONS , the unraveling of a TRUE VOICE in the glow of viral fame , the bittersweet freedom of standing apart from the family legacy .
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𝟎. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔 .
𝐵𝐴𝑆𝐼𝐶 𝐼𝑁𝐹𝑂𝑅𝑀𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁 ,
𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: elias ford hyun 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄(𝐒): n/a 𝐀𝐆𝐄: twenty - seven 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑: cis - man 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒: he / him 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: biromantic 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: bisexual 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇: november 24 , 1996 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇: lincoln city , oregon 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘: korean
𝑃𝐻𝑌𝑆𝐼𝐶𝐴𝐿 𝐴𝑃𝑃𝐸𝐴𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐸 ,
𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌: jaehyun (jeong yoon-oh) 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑: dark brown 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄: medium length ; layered and voluminous with soft waves throughout / often styled in a natural , slightly tousled manner for a relaxed , effortlessly charming look 𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑: brown 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃: lean , slightly muscular 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: 6’ 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: 137 lbs 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐒: none 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: earlobes 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄: oversized sweaters , knitted sweater vests , cardigans , high - wasted pants , turtlenecks , graphic tees , button - up shirts , vintage denim jackets , corduroy pants , oval glasses , soft scarves , tote bags , chinos , beanies , loafers , corduroy jackets , retro sunglasses , suede shoes , bucket hats / color palette is soft yellow , baby blue , blush pink , mint green , light grey 𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍: jovial and animated expression and an easygoing , carefree demeanor , with a cheeky , dimpled smile that never fades 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒: smooth and clear complexion / striking and expressive eyes with a warm gaze , accentuated by naturally defined brows / posture is confident yet relaxed , often exuding a calm and approachable demeanor
𝐻𝐸𝐴𝐿𝑇𝐻 ,
𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒: tension headaches 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒: adhd 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐒: shellfish 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒: 8 - 10 hours at night 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒: tba 𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒: exercises his mouth — doesn’t shut up / plays wii sports 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘: 7 , hides it extremely well when it dips in times of stress 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘: highly sociable , overly chatty 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄: warm natured 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒: none 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐆 𝐔𝐒𝐄: minimal , potentially experimenting in social settings but no dependency 𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐇𝐎𝐋 𝐔𝐒𝐄: engages in social drinking , especially during events
𝐴𝑆𝑇𝑅𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐺𝑌 ,
𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇: november 24 , 1996 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇: 0:34 am 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇: lincoln city , oregon 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐓: sagittarius sun , aquarius moon , aries rising 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒: leo , aries , aquarius 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒: taurus , cancer , virgo
𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑆𝑂𝑁𝐴𝐿𝐼𝑇𝑌 ,
𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒: broad - minded , charming , creative , quick - witted , straightforward 𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒: flirtatious , foolhardy , volatile , indiscreet , tactless 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒: hair ruffling , leg bouncing , slacked shoulders , pacing , biting lips 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒: beware of the silly ones , book dumb , brutal honesty , class clown , deadpan snarker , jerk with a heart of gold , manchild 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐋𝐒: stiles stilinski (teen wolf) , nick miller (new girl) , michael kelso (that 70s show) , jake peralta (brooklyn 99) , xander harris (buffy: the vampire slayer) , jason mendoza (the good place) , barney stinson (how i met your mother) , sokka (avatar: the last airbender) , jesse walker (how i met your father) 𝐌𝐁𝐓𝐈: istp 𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌: type 9 , wing 8 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓: sanguine 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓: chaotic neutral 𝐇𝐎𝐆𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄: gryffindor
𝐹𝐴𝑀𝐼𝐿𝑌 ,
𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑: steven hyun 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑: emme hyun 𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆(𝐒): none 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒: none
𝑅𝐸𝑆𝐼𝐷𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸 + 𝑂𝐶𝐶𝑈𝑃𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁 ,
𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: samaritan early learning center , st. george’s international school , le régent international school , le rosey , st. mary’s high school , university of california 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒: high school diploma 𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: trust - fund baby , stand - up comedian 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: upper - upper class 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒: penthouse in los angeles 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: skateboard , uber / literally cannot drive
𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑆𝑂𝑁𝐴𝐿 𝑃𝑅𝐸𝐹𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸𝑆 ,
𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑: summer 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑: yellow 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂: pop + indie pop / taylor swift , olivia rodrigo , role model , rex orange county , beach bunny , sza , conan grey 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐒 / 𝐓𝐕: comedy + sci - fi / everything everywhere all at once , spider - man: into the spider verse , palm springs , happy death day , detective pikachu , new girl , the good place , harley quinn , attack on titan , pokemon , legion , bob’s burgers , peacemaker , squid game , invincible 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓: wii tennis 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃: mcdonald’s fries 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐒: pandas 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 + 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: cooking , reading , writing , skateboarding , playing video games , sending copypastas to his friends
𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 .
elias was born into a life meticulously defined for him . his personality , destiny , and trajectory seemingly predetermined from the moment of conception . his parents , steven and emma hyun , had envisioned the perfect life for their perfect first and only son . and , from his very first breath , elias had to live up to their family’s name and all the expectations that came with it .
but don’t be fooled , this wasn’t some cushy , lovey - dovey upbringing . oh no , despite all this meticulous planning , despite always being materially provided for , elias wasn’t exactly showered with love , wasn’t exactly overflowing with affection . sure , his parents dictated his life , called all the shots … but were never actively involved , always emotionally distant and unattached , never expressing a single ounce of love or care . elias was raised by a revolving door of nannies . nannies from all corners of the globe , some whom couldn’t even understand him .
and , unsurprisingly , he felt out of place . he felt like a piece that didn’t quite fit in the puzzle of his parents’ lives .
he was always too bright , too energetic , too outspoken , too much of everything his parents didn’t want . he wasn’t cut out for the family business or all that high - society siht . and the older he got , the more the pressure to fit in just made him feel like he was losing himself .
at 11 , he was shipped off to st. george’s international school . at 12 , to le régent international school , and then , at 13 , to le rosey — all as far from oregon as possible . but he never stayed too long , always getting kicked out for acting out . eventually , his mom enrolled him in st. mary’s and a whole bunch of extracurriculars , hoping being closer to home would make him easier to tame and sports would burn off some of that energy .
and elias … he tried . tired to make them happy , hoping they’d actually show up to his soccer games or track meets , but it didn’t take long to realize they simply didn’t care about him . all they cared about was their precious legacy .
that’s when he just … gave up . his parents didn’t care , so why should he ? he decided to just … be himself , consequences be damned . he decide to let loose , get into trouble , crack jokes , make people laugh … it was fun , it was what he loved to do — making people laugh . it was what he was good at .
summer school , dares , pranks , and one friend’s disappearance later , and elias graduated high school , going along with his parents’ plan for him to attend business school in UCLA . kept them happy and gave him an excuse to get away from oregon .
𝐢𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 .
elias eventually dropped out of university — no surprise there , really . this move was practically inevitable . what is surprising , though , is how quickly he went viral on tiktok . he dove into stand - up comedy and started posting snippets of his routine on the platform . and bam — internet famous .
he’s not taylor swift level famous yet , but he’s doing alright . has a dedicated fanbase , earns a steady income that he doesn’t spend much of ( his parents still give him a monthly allowance , bought his apartment , and still pay his credit card bills ) . life’s pretty sweet : sleep in till noon , play wii tennis , swipe through raya , hooks up with celebrities , and hit the stage now and then . in short , he’s living the dream .
and then comes the alumni event invitation . it wasn’t on his calendar , and he was already swamped with a world tour . but then , the cryptic message pops up , throwing a wrench in his plans , completely freaking him out . he canceled all upcoming performances , figuring if someone was trying to blackmail him , he wasn’t about to take any chances . because … what did they have on him ? what could they possibly expose ? he’d been canceled before — more than once ! but being tied to someone’s disappearance is a whole new level of trouble . the court of public opinion wouldn’t just brush it off , even his most devoted fans couldn’t excuse that .
𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 .
elias is just my silly little guy . he’s undeniably funny , with this brand of humor that’s equal parts dumb and endearing . he’s pure chaos , kind of like a loose cannon . definitely can’t be trusted with secrets — or anything else , for that matter . and he’s extremely annoying and inconvenient , loves to stir up trouble just for the thrill of it , for shits and giggles . and most of all , he’s a goddamn liability . if you were lakeside with him the night chris jumped , you’re in trouble . because elias is a magnet for misfortune , and he’ll definitely find a way to get you caught in the crossfire , whether it’s by accident , to save his own ass , or just for kicks .
yeah , so … a total mess of a human . he’s terrible , but in the most harmless , almost endearing way . he’s just … a complete dumbass . not malicious at all , just ridiculously immature . he’s a man - child who never grew up , doesn’t understand boundaries , never learned from his mistakes , and has no clue how to apologize when he’s wrong . it’s just endless thoughtless behavior because , well , that’s all he’s ever known . he’s just frustrating but kinda lovable . infuriating but kinda innocent . might drive you nuts , but deep down there’s this naivety that makes it real hard to really hate him .
𝐢𝐯. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 .
haha will update after plotting !
𝐯. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 .
tba !
𝐯𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒔 .
all i want by olivia rodrigo . “ all i want is love that lasts / is all i want too much to ask? / is it something wrong with me? ” .
scrawny by wallows . “ i say the wrong shit at the right times / if i’m offending them, i don’t mind / maybe they all should listen to me / it isn’t all about what you see ” .
pluto projector by rex orange county . “ i’m still a boy inside my thoughts / am i meant to understand my faults? / i don’t think so / i don’t think i’m meant to understand myself ” .
seventeen by sharon van etten . “ downtown hot spots / halfway through this life / i used to feel free / was it just a dream? ” .
if i killed someone for you by alec benjamin . “ i’m sorry that i did this / the blood is on my hands / i stare at my reflection / i don’t know who i am / practice my confession / in case i take the stand / i’ll say i learned my lesson / i’ll be a better man ” .
boys will be bugs by cavetown . “ don’t mess with me, i’m a big boy now, and i’m very scary / i punch my walls, stay out at night, and i do karate / don’t message me ‘cause i won’t reply, i wanna make you cry / ain’t that how it’s s’posed to be? though it isn’t me / boys will be bugs, right? ” .

















