𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐲 ╱ 𝑚𝑓’𝑒𝑟 .

𝟎.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔   .

𝐵𝐴𝑆𝐼𝐶   𝐼𝑁𝐹𝑂𝑅𝑀𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁   ,

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋   𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄:   elias   ford   hyun     𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄(𝐒):   n/a     𝐀𝐆𝐄:   twenty - seven     𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑:   cis - man     𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒:   he / him     𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂   𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:   biromantic     𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋   𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:   bisexual     𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄   𝐎𝐅   𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇:   november   24   ,   1996      𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄   𝐎𝐅   𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇:   lincoln   city   ,   oregon      𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘:   korean

𝑃𝐻𝑌𝑆𝐼𝐶𝐴𝐿   𝐴𝑃𝑃𝐸𝐴𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐸   ,

𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌:   jaehyun   (jeong   yoon-oh)     𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑   𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑:   dark   brown     𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑   𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄:   medium   length   ;   layered   and   voluminous   with   soft   waves   throughout   /   often   styled   in   a   natural   ,   slightly   tousled   manner   for   a   relaxed   ,   effortlessly   charming   look     𝐄𝐘𝐄   𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑:   brown     𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃:   lean   ,   slightly   muscular     𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓:   6’     𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓:   137   lbs     𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐒:   none     𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒:   earlobes    𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄:   oversized   sweaters   ,   knitted   sweater   vests   ,   cardigans   ,   high - wasted   pants   ,   turtlenecks   ,   graphic   tees   ,   button - up   shirts   ,   vintage   denim   jackets   ,   corduroy   pants   ,   oval   glasses   ,   soft   scarves   ,   tote   bags   ,   chinos   ,   beanies   ,   loafers   ,   corduroy   jackets   ,   retro   sunglasses   ,   suede   shoes   ,   bucket   hats   /   color   palette   is   soft   yellow   ,   baby   blue   ,   blush   pink   ,   mint   green   ,   light   grey     𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋   𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍:   jovial   and   animated   expression   and   an   easygoing   ,   carefree   demeanor   ,   with   a   cheeky   ,   dimpled   smile   that   never   fades     𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒:   smooth   and   clear   complexion   /   striking   and   expressive   eyes   with   a   warm   gaze   ,   accentuated   by   naturally   defined   brows   /   posture   is   confident   yet   relaxed   ,   often   exuding   a   calm   and   approachable   demeanor

𝐻𝐸𝐴𝐿𝑇𝐻   ,

𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋   𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒:   tension   headaches     𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋   𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:   adhd     𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐒:   shellfish     𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒:   8 - 10   hours   at   night     𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒:   tba     𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐄   𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒:   exercises   his   mouth   —   doesn’t   shut   up   /   plays   wii   sports     𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋   𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘:   7   ,   hides   it   extremely   well   when   it   dips   in   times   of   stress     𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘:   highly   sociable   ,   overly   chatty     𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘   𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄:   warm   natured     𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:   none     𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐆   𝐔𝐒𝐄:   minimal   ,   potentially   experimenting   in   social   settings   but   no   dependency     𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐇𝐎𝐋   𝐔𝐒𝐄:   engages   in   social   drinking   ,   especially   during   events

𝐴𝑆𝑇𝑅𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐺𝑌   ,

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄   𝐎𝐅   𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇:   november   24   ,   1996     𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄   𝐎𝐅   𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇:   0:34   am     𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄   𝐎𝐅   𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇:   lincoln   city   ,   oregon     𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐓:   sagittarius   sun   ,   aquarius   moon   ,   aries   rising     𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓   𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒:   leo   ,   aries   ,   aquarius     𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓   𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒:   taurus   ,   cancer   ,   virgo

𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑆𝑂𝑁𝐴𝐿𝐼𝑇𝑌   ,

𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄   𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒:   broad - minded   ,   charming   ,   creative   ,   quick - witted   ,   straightforward     𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄   𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒:   flirtatious   ,   foolhardy   ,   volatile   ,   indiscreet   ,   tactless     𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒:   hair   ruffling   ,   leg   bouncing   ,   slacked   shoulders   ,   pacing   ,   biting   lips     𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒:   beware   of   the   silly   ones   ,   book   dumb   ,   brutal   honesty   ,   class   clown   ,   deadpan   snarker   ,   jerk   with   a   heart   of   gold   ,   manchild     𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐋𝐒:   stiles   stilinski   (teen   wolf)   ,   nick   miller   (new   girl)   ,   michael   kelso   (that   70s   show)   ,   jake   peralta   (brooklyn   99)   ,   xander   harris   (buffy:   the   vampire   slayer)   ,   jason   mendoza   (the   good   place)   ,   barney   stinson   (how   i   met   your   mother)   ,   sokka   (avatar:   the   last   airbender)   ,   jesse   walker   (how   i   met   your   father)     𝐌𝐁𝐓𝐈:   istp     𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌:   type   9   ,   wing   8     𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓:   sanguine     𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐋   𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓:   chaotic   neutral     𝐇𝐎𝐆𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒   𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄:   gryffindor

𝐹𝐴𝑀𝐼𝐿𝑌   ,

𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑:   steven   hyun     𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑:   emme   hyun     𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆(𝐒):   none     𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒:   none

𝑅𝐸𝑆𝐼𝐷𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸   +   𝑂𝐶𝐶𝑈𝑃𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁   ,

𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:   samaritan   early   learning   center   ,   st.   george’s   international   school   ,   le   régent   international   school   ,   le   rosey   ,   st.   mary’s   high   school   ,   university   of   california     𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒:   high   school   diploma     𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:   trust - fund   baby   ,   stand - up   comedian     𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋   𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒:   upper - upper   class     𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒:   penthouse   in   los   angeles     𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄   𝐎𝐅   𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:   skateboard   ,   uber   /   literally   cannot   drive

𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑆𝑂𝑁𝐴𝐿   𝑃𝑅𝐸𝐹𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸𝑆   ,

𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑:   summer     𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑:   yellow     𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂:   pop   +   indie   pop   /   taylor   swift   ,   olivia   rodrigo   ,   role   model   ,   rex   orange   county   ,   beach   bunny   ,   sza   ,   conan   grey     𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐒   /   𝐓𝐕:   comedy   +   sci - fi   /   everything   everywhere   all   at   once   ,   spider - man:   into   the   spider   verse   ,   palm   springs   ,   happy   death   day   ,   detective   pikachu   ,   new   girl   ,   the   good   place   ,   harley   quinn   ,   attack   on   titan   ,   pokemon   ,   legion   ,   bob’s   burgers   ,   peacemaker   ,   squid   game   ,   invincible     𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓:   wii   tennis     𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃:   mcdonald’s   fries     𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐒:   pandas     𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒   +   𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:   cooking   ,   reading   ,   writing   ,   skateboarding   ,   playing   video   games   ,   sending   copypastas   to   his   friends

𝐢.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕   .

elias   was   born   into   a   life   meticulously   defined   for   him   .     his   personality   ,   destiny   ,   and   trajectory   seemingly   predetermined   from   the   moment   of   conception   .     his   parents   ,   steven   and   emma   hyun   ,   had   envisioned   the   perfect   life   for   their   perfect   first   and   only   son   .     and   ,   from   his   very   first   breath   ,   elias   had   to   live   up   to   their   family’s   name   and   all   the   expectations   that   came   with   it   .

but   don’t   be   fooled   ,   this   wasn’t   some   cushy   ,   lovey - dovey   upbringing   .     oh   no   ,   despite   all   this   meticulous   planning   ,   despite   always   being   materially   provided   for   ,   elias   wasn’t   exactly   showered   with   love   ,   wasn’t   exactly   overflowing   with   affection   .     sure   ,   his   parents   dictated   his   life   ,   called   all   the   shots   …     but   were   never   actively   involved   ,   always   emotionally   distant   and   unattached   ,   never   expressing   a   single   ounce   of   love   or   care   .     elias   was   raised   by   a   revolving   door   of   nannies   .     nannies   from   all   corners   of   the   globe   ,   some   whom   couldn’t   even   understand   him   .

and   ,   unsurprisingly   ,   he   felt   out   of   place   .     he   felt   like   a   piece   that   didn’t   quite   fit   in   the   puzzle   of   his   parents’   lives   .

he   was   always   too   bright   ,   too   energetic   ,   too   outspoken   ,   too   much   of   everything   his   parents   didn’t   want   .     he   wasn’t   cut   out   for   the   family   business   or   all   that   high - society   siht   .       and   the   older   he   got   ,   the   more   the   pressure   to   fit   in   just   made   him   feel   like   he   was   losing   himself   .

at   11   ,   he   was   shipped   off   to   st.   george’s   international   school   .     at   12   ,   to   le   régent   international   school   ,   and   then   ,   at   13   ,   to   le   rosey   —   all   as   far   from   oregon   as   possible   .     but   he   never   stayed   too   long   ,   always   getting   kicked   out   for   acting   out   .     eventually   ,   his   mom   enrolled   him   in   st.   mary’s   and   a   whole    bunch   of   extracurriculars   ,   hoping   being   closer   to   home   would   make   him   easier   to   tame   and   sports   would   burn   off   some   of   that   energy   .

and   elias   …     he   tried   .     tired   to   make   them   happy   ,   hoping   they’d   actually   show   up   to   his   soccer   games   or   track   meets   ,   but   it   didn’t   take   long   to   realize   they   simply   didn’t   care   about   him   .       all   they   cared   about   was   their   precious   legacy   .

that’s   when   he   just   …     gave   up   .     his   parents   didn’t   care   ,   so   why   should   he   ?     he   decided   to   just  …     be   himself   ,   consequences   be   damned   .     he   decide   to   let   loose   ,   get   into   trouble   ,   crack   jokes   ,   make   people   laugh   …     it   was   fun   ,   it   was   what   he   loved   to   do   —   making   people   laugh   .     it   was   what   he   was   good   at   .

summer   school   ,   dares   ,   pranks   ,   and   one   friend’s   disappearance   later  ,   and   elias   graduated   high   school   ,   going   along   with   his  parents’   plan   for   him   to   attend   business   school   in   UCLA   .     kept   them   happy   and   gave   him   an   excuse   to   get   away   from   oregon   .

𝐢𝐢.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕   .

elias   eventually   dropped   out   of   university   —   no   surprise   there   ,   really   .   this   move   was   practically   inevitable   .     what   is   surprising   ,   though   ,   is   how   quickly   he   went   viral   on   tiktok   .     he   dove   into   stand - up   comedy   and   started   posting   snippets   of   his   routine   on   the   platform   .     and   bam   —   internet   famous   .

he’s   not   taylor   swift   level   famous   yet   ,   but   he’s   doing   alright   .     has   a   dedicated   fanbase   ,   earns   a   steady   income   that   he   doesn’t   spend   much   of   (   his   parents   still   give   him   a   monthly   allowance   ,   bought   his   apartment   ,   and   still   pay   his   credit   card   bills   )  .     life’s   pretty   sweet   :     sleep   in   till   noon   ,   play   wii   tennis   ,   swipe   through   raya   ,   hooks   up   with   celebrities   ,   and   hit   the   stage   now   and   then   .     in   short   ,   he’s   living   the   dream   .

and   then   comes   the   alumni   event   invitation   .     it   wasn’t   on   his   calendar   ,   and   he   was   already   swamped   with   a   world   tour   .     but   then   ,   the   cryptic   message   pops   up   ,   throwing   a   wrench   in   his   plans   ,   completely   freaking   him   out   .     he   canceled   all   upcoming   performances   ,   figuring   if   someone   was   trying   to   blackmail   him   ,   he   wasn’t   about   to   take   any   chances   .     because   …     what   did   they   have   on   him   ?     what   could   they   possibly   expose   ?       he’d   been   canceled   before   —   more   than   once   !     but   being   tied   to   someone’s   disappearance   is   a   whole   new   level   of   trouble   .     the   court   of   public   opinion   wouldn’t   just   brush   it   off   ,   even   his   most   devoted   fans   couldn’t   excuse   that   .

𝐢𝐢𝐢.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚   .

elias   is   just   my   silly   little   guy   .     he’s   undeniably   funny   ,   with   this   brand   of   humor   that’s   equal   parts   dumb   and   endearing   .     he’s   pure   chaos   ,   kind   of   like   a   loose   cannon   .     definitely   can’t   be   trusted   with   secrets   —   or   anything   else   ,   for   that   matter   .     and   he’s   extremely   annoying   and   inconvenient   ,   loves   to   stir   up   trouble   just   for   the   thrill   of   it   ,   for   shits   and   giggles   .     and   most   of   all   ,   he’s   a   goddamn   liability   .     if   you   were   lakeside   with   him   the   night   chris   jumped   ,   you’re   in   trouble   .     because   elias   is   a   magnet   for   misfortune   ,   and   he’ll   definitely   find   a   way   to   get   you   caught   in   the   crossfire   ,   whether   it’s   by   accident   ,   to   save   his   own   ass   ,   or   just   for   kicks   .

yeah   ,   so   …     a   total   mess   of   a   human   .     he’s   terrible   ,   but   in   the   most   harmless   ,   almost   endearing   way   .     he’s   just   …     a   complete   dumbass   .     not   malicious   at   all   ,   just   ridiculously   immature   .     he’s   a   man - child   who   never   grew   up   ,   doesn’t   understand   boundaries   ,   never   learned   from   his   mistakes   ,   and   has   no   clue   how   to   apologize   when   he’s   wrong   .     it’s   just   endless   thoughtless   behavior   because   ,   well   ,   that’s   all   he’s   ever   known   .     he’s   just   frustrating   but   kinda   lovable   .     infuriating   but   kinda   innocent   .     might   drive   you   nuts   ,   but   deep   down   there’s   this   naivety   that   makes   it   real   hard   to   really   hate   him   .

𝐢𝐯.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕   𝒂𝒏𝒅   𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕   𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔   .

haha will update after plotting !

𝐯.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆   𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔   .

tba !

𝐯𝐢.     𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆   𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒔   .

all   i   want   by   olivia   rodrigo   .     “   all   i   want   is   love   that   lasts   /   is   all   i   want   too   much   to   ask?   /   is   it   something   wrong   with   me?   ”   .

scrawny   by   wallows   .     “   i   say   the   wrong   shit   at   the   right   times   /   if   i’m   offending   them,   i   don’t   mind   /   maybe   they   all   should   listen   to   me   /   it   isn’t   all   about   what   you   see   ”   .

pluto   projector   by   rex   orange   county   .     “   i’m   still   a   boy   inside   my   thoughts   /   am   i   meant   to   understand   my   faults?   /   i   don’t   think   so   /   i   don’t   think   i’m   meant   to   understand   myself   ”  .

seventeen   by   sharon   van   etten   .     “   downtown   hot   spots   /   halfway   through   this   life   /   i   used   to   feel   free   /   was   it   just   a   dream?   ”   .

if   i   killed   someone   for   you   by   alec   benjamin   .     “   i’m   sorry   that   i   did   this   /   the   blood   is   on   my   hands   /   i   stare   at   my   reflection   /   i   don’t   know   who   i   am   /   practice   my   confession   /   in   case   i   take   the   stand   /   i’ll   say   i   learned   my   lesson   /   i’ll   be   a   better   man   ”   .