told his mother that no matter how much black he wore it could never really reflect how he felt inside

had a full conversation in a graveyard with a gravedigger about death and talked to the skull of a man he hadn’t even seen in twenty-three years 

physically attacked his mom over her sex life

wrote an entire play to frame his uncle for murder instead of just going to the authorities or killing his uncle like he kept planning on doing

jumped into ophelia’s grave to fight with laertes over which one of them loved her more

“how do i distract everyone so i can plan my uncle’s murder? act fucking insane? okay that works lmao”

forged a letter from his uncle instructing the people in england to murder his former best friends instead of him 

Dear diary,

heather chandler: