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my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’

“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’

“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’

“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’

When going into dressing rooms, always ALWAYS test the mirrors to see if they are double sided. On normal mirrors, when you touch your finger to it, there is a gap between your real finger and its reflection. If there is someone on the other side of the mirror with a view of the “reflection”, your fingers will touch without any space in between. 

I was recently in a dressing room and did the test, as usual, and was surprised to see that it actually revealed it was double sided, and stuck in the wall. I got out of it and saw that the employee office was right near by, meaning there was most likely someone on the other side of that mirror. 

I fell for this a long time ago because of a tumblr post (more then likely this one) and I started trying the mirror test anytime I went into a dressing room and it cause me sever panic attacks when I went into a stall and there was no space in between the mirror and my finger. I was absolutely terrified and refused to go into a dressing room for ages. It wasn’t until I realized that the mirror on the back of my wardrobe door (one that I hung myself and has no possible way of being a two way mirror) and the one in my friends bathroom (again very unlikely to be a two way mirror) both left no space between my finger and the mirror that I finally decided to do a little bit of research and discovered this is all one big load of crap created to scare people

please stop spreading false information such as this, it causes way to much unnecessary panic

also if you are like me and things like this are likely to give you panic attacks please remember that it is very easy for people to spread false information on tumblr and it you ever are worried I suggest you do your own bit of research before sending yourself into a panic. I could have save myself a lot of pain if I had just done that in the first place.

me:

Given this opportunity, she has a found a brilliant way to #FreeTheNipple.

Demone is launching the hashtag #DoIHaveBoobsNow and will post topless images of herself on Facebook and Instagram, “until those networks decide that my breasts have developed enough to be sexualized and worthy of censorship”