sketamines

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

Such a cute comic! <3

I like the implication that the Chinese have mastered every human language and are only confounded by the speech of the undead.

The company I work for uses a slightly obscure program called GhostScript to produce certain reports, so now I’m picturing it as the Chinese saying ‘I’m sorry, I don’t speak weird old computer program.”

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

no cops at pride just jameela jamil and a sword

That camel’s face is fucking amazing. I need all of these items.

Mid fall/winter plans!!

AS4 plans

What a good sense of humor

This was seriously the best prank

One my favorite pranks

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka