Book review: How to Vex a Vampire (Vampire Related Crimes #1) by Alice Winters
Secretly, yaoi is my guilty pleasure and the other day I was just hooked on reading an mlm story again. With vampires. A friend recommended "How to Vex a Vampire" by Alice Winters, and it was a very good recommendation!
The novel is the first in the VRC: the Vampire Related Crimes series, which, with a changing cast, is always somehow about crime and vampires - and of course two sexy men who fall in love. Sometimes it doesn't have to be deeper than that, I confess. The first part is about the human Finn and his vampiric partner in crime Marcus. Finn is desperate to get into the VRC department of the police, which is actually 100% vampire staffed, as they deal with criminal cases that somehow involve vampires. He is assigned Marcus as his partner, who is not at all enthusiastic about this at first. Together they set out to uncover who is trying to sow discord between vampires and humans and, how could it be otherwise, slowly become closer.
I have to admit that I wasn't interested in the case that Marcus and Finn are supposed to solve at first, I had so much more fun with the two characters. At some point, however, I was interested in how their case would turn out. After all, there has been a rather tense agreement between humans and vampires for not too long, which is supposed to allow peaceful coexistence. Should the mood tip against the vampires, this could lead to bloody revolts.
But clearly the two detectives are and remain the main course. At times I felt a bit reminded of the series Lucifer, if anyone knows it. Sunshine boy (Finn) attaches himself to grumpy boy (Marcus) and just won't let go until grumpy boy goes soft (one of my favourite tropes, I confess). The bickering between Finn, who can turn anything into a dirty joke, and Marcus, who somehow tries to counter it and it always backfires, is so incredibly funny! I laughed out loud several times.
The sex scenes are tasteful and definitely pretty hot, if a bit vanilla. However, I read fanfiction and have a few friends with certain preferences when it comes to their literature, so I'm probably not a benchmark for that, ahem. In short: The sex is well written. No horrible metaphors for genitals and still tasteful.
We also have disability representation as Finn is missing one arm and one leg. He has prostheses that function almost without problems like his missing limbs and with which he can grip and run so well that it is almost unnoticeable. Again and again, we hear about how Finn deals with his prostheses, what quality of life they give him and how he deals with them mentally. I myself am not physically disabled, so I don't want to presume to judge at this point whether the representation is good or bad.
What bothered me personally, however, were the constant comments about Finn's short stature. He's not growth-restricted, he's just short. I'm not even 1.60m tall myself and I've heard every single one of these sayings Finn gets to hear enough myself. They are neither funny nor original, but simply annoying. It's no more appropriate to make comments about other people's weight than it is about their height. Also, an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory has crept into the book. There is a group of conspirators claiming that vampires secretly control humanity, and therefore want to "expose" them as "monsters". This leads to several innocent deaths, both human and vampire. Surely another motivation could have been found instead of reproducing anti-Semitism.
We won't talk about the cover at this point. It is awful and fulfils every cliché of this genre. Just ignore it, the content is really good.
If you like grumpy one falls for sunshine boy as a trope, you will definitely enjoy this novel! The characters are immensely entertaining and won me over almost immediately. The story certainly hasn't reinvented the wheel, but it's not badly told either. If you liked Lucifer, you will definitely get a taste for this one too.
Potential triggers:
- Death, violence against people
- imprisonment
- drugs
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Series information
Author: Alice Winters
Title: VRC: How to vex a Vampire
Language: English
Series: Volume 1
Pages: 314
Original price: 15,00€
Publisher: Piper
Genre: Fantasy
ISBN: 978-3-492-28090-7
Year of publication: 2019










