“At the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then… Boom. The Big Bang sent six elemental crystals… hurtling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence.”

Loki x Frigga death

Bucky likes Deadpool’s wife

Captain America seduces Peter Quill’s ex

Everett Ross and Doctor Strange are best friends

Tony Stark has relationship with aunt May in Rome

Spider-man and Thor goes to sea hunting whales

Pepper is dating Hulk

Old Spider-man tries to be part of  the Avengers

Vulture is a superhero (None other than Batman)

And Natasha and Steve are happy together

Tony also used to hunt the Zodiac killer with Hulk

Ronan used to date Lois Lane

Fury was on a SWAT team with Bullseye

And Hawkeye and Falcon used to work bomb disposal together

Ego and Ultron used to be bros

Hulk used to date Electra

Falcon used to work with Aldrich Killian

Clint and Batman used to be blood brothers

Claire Temple used to date Bullseye

Clint and Bullseye used to be cop buddies

Pietro and Wanda have a kid

Clint and Wanda hunt killers in the Wyoming ice desert

and Gamora got engaged to Cassian Andor

and Loki also hooked up with Ayesha

Meanwhile Fury, Rhomann Dey and Loki went looking for Kong…

… along with Carol Danvers

Stephen Strange and Loki fought together in WWI

Thor and Zemo raced cars

Me, an intellectual :