Buble-bitch

So like. Apperently in new england. If you arent at a major city like nyc or boston. You dont go to the club. You go to random dance parties at random resturants

Seems like an okay enough place to mope that I am lonely. So here I am. I mope

Are we doing something wrong if the pattern ruffles, or have you mansplained any logic out of the actual pattern

Everytime I watch friends I take joy from hating ross more and hating emily more. And wishing they stayed together to torture eachother

Excuse me while I wade through a goddamn flood like its sunday funday at the river. I swear im concerned but like. Water make happy

Excuse me while I scream sing #ChappellRoan because I grew up 20 minutes from where she did and the combination of sadness and rage hit me like no other

I still stand by Saban’s Power Rangers (2017) is highly underatted and unloved

My feelings about good luck babe are not good for my active relationship with a man

Yes please tell me your cop friend has too many anger issues to be a firefighter as I hand him a fucking axe in axe throwing house. Thats not terrifying at all

When you are the resident faith-ambiguous person of the group so people come to you for their crisis of faith

If i stare into space long enough someone will come into my job

When your friend starts working in a kitchen for the first time and you sound like a war vet the way you are happily reminiscing over things they claim sound “traumatizing”