B a n g !

well i figured theyd all be shiny. it was the expensive stuff!! real 18 karat gold with diamonds!! oooooh think you can hitch me a ride there? i may have had a shot of the criminal life but i wanna learn from only the best!

I might be able to get you a ride, where ya’ at? 

oooh lets s33! got some earrings, bangles, pretty necklaces and ooh! i picked up something REALLY nice but im gonna save it for my anniversary so its a secret >:33c 

Ooooh, pretties are tha’ best kinda’ loot. Anything extra shiny? If not, I know’a place. Ya’ know, now that yer’ an experienced criminal n’stuff. 

harley harley!! you can never guess what i did this w33k!!!!!!!!

Didja’ shove like fifty marshmallows into your mouth all at the same time? Or, uh…Oh! Did ya’ take over a herd of moose and now yer’ like..tha’ moose queen or somethin’?? OH! How about climbin’ the tallest building ya’ can find and then droppin’ water balloons full of pudding onto the people on the street? 

well it was actually lava but you get the idea

Was there a lot of fire? Oh! Did anyone die? How’d ya’ get enough lava for that? Whatcha’ get outta’ it? Any cool stuff? 

harley harley!! you can never guess what i did this w33k!!!!!!!!

Didja’ shove like fifty marshmallows into your mouth all at the same time? Or, uh...Oh! Did ya’ take over a herd of moose and now yer’ like..tha’ moose queen or somethin’?? OH! How about climbin’ the tallest building ya’ can find and then droppin’ water balloons full of pudding onto the people on the street? 

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE LAWS OF THIS LAND.

i wanna delete.

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