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If I *HRK* are a berry or- put a third one in, fuck woulda happened?

And if I fall now, I’ll get stuck in there deep! Neither of this is good!

*He hesitates for a good moment.. letting the swelling increase before he decides to comply, leaning forward towards the ravine*

*He grumbles to himself, wiggling his barely visibly fingers* Stupid berries..

Mrrrow… couldn’t have just chopped down a tree?

Mrrrow.. whatever you need to tell yourself..

“You’re so silly~”

*He pouts, tail swishing against his bulbous rump*

Bloated, heavy, and stuck! So yknow, not great..

“It’ll be finee~! Just relax and you’ll feel way better!”

How’s that gonna fix the fact I’m stuck? I can’t get my fur wet if it rains!

“It won’t rain, it’s dry season! And you’re going to be stuck either way, so why not make yourself comfortable!”

…. And how do I do that, exactly? I’m dripping, purple, and hanging over a dark canyon!

“Just breathe and let your body relax! You’re wedged in there good, so you won’t fall!”

I suppose..

Mrrrpp.. WAIT- wait hey! Come back here!

“I need to put the berries away before they go bad!”

You’ll be back before dark, right??

*A day goes by and Blebbie doesn’t return. Luckily nothing happens and the weather stays nice and warm.*

*More wiggling, and looking over his rotund body. Occasionally curses into the air, etc*

*The day after, he hears some happy humming from the gap*

BLEBBIE?? THAT YOU?

“Hii, kitty! Or was it kite-y? I don’t remember!”

Oh! Okay, sounds good.. could you let me out after?

*He waits patiently, the potion quelling any dislike he may have felt from the walking*

How long is a bit this time,miss?

Ohh,, okay..

Helllooo miss!

“How’re you doing?”

Still stuck.. but good enough! little cold.. can I come out now?

“Hmm… okay!”

“Uhh… I dunno!”

You.. you dont know? But you set me here! Can't you just pull me up or something?

“I guess so! I’m not that strong though.”

Dont you got potions? Use em, ass!

“If I had potions that would’ve helped in this situation, I wouldn’t need you. I’m out of a bunch of essential ingredients that could’ve let me easily cross. And these berries are very important for endurance potions! They sell very well!”

Then what the hell do I do? wait more days? I'd really rather not, you unprepared blowhard!

Hrgghhh.. You done even got some basic antidotes?

“Yeah, I could make some, but then you’d just fall into the pit!”

Low dose then! just enough to shrink me so you can grab me!

“Hmmm… guess I could try that.”

You better...

“Well, I’m gonna have to go back to my house to brew it up, but I’ll try!”

Fine, fine, just hurry up!

“Ookay, see you later!”

*andddd time to wait*

You’ll have to pour it in, so if I mess up it’s on you!

*He drinks it down, grumblibg*

Hah! There we go.. quickly, grab my hand!

Blweuh,, gonna be hard to walk home like this,,

“It’ll be alright! You can stay at my place until you get back to normal! Thanks for helping me with the berries by the way!”

“Well, it was only supposed to last three or four days, and it’s already been three days… so it should wear off sometime in the next 24 hours! But I didn’t brew it perfectly, and the antidote was rushed, so… I’m not exactly sure how long it’ll last. It could be up to a week!”

If I *HRK* are a berry or- put a third one in, fuck woulda happened?

And if I fall now, I’ll get stuck in there deep! Neither of this is good!

*He hesitates for a good moment.. letting the swelling increase before he decides to comply, leaning forward towards the ravine*

*He grumbles to himself, wiggling his barely visibly fingers* Stupid berries..

Mrrrow… couldn’t have just chopped down a tree?

Mrrrow.. whatever you need to tell yourself..

“You’re so silly~”

*He pouts, tail swishing against his bulbous rump*

Bloated, heavy, and stuck! So yknow, not great..

“It’ll be finee~! Just relax and you’ll feel way better!”

How’s that gonna fix the fact I’m stuck? I can’t get my fur wet if it rains!

“It won’t rain, it’s dry season! And you’re going to be stuck either way, so why not make yourself comfortable!”

…. And how do I do that, exactly? I’m dripping, purple, and hanging over a dark canyon!

“Just breathe and let your body relax! You’re wedged in there good, so you won’t fall!”

I suppose..

Mrrrpp.. WAIT- wait hey! Come back here!

“I need to put the berries away before they go bad!”

You’ll be back before dark, right??

*A day goes by and Blebbie doesn’t return. Luckily nothing happens and the weather stays nice and warm.*

*More wiggling, and looking over his rotund body. Occasionally curses into the air, etc*

*The day after, he hears some happy humming from the gap*

BLEBBIE?? THAT YOU?

“Hii, kitty! Or was it kite-y? I don’t remember!”

Oh! Okay, sounds good.. could you let me out after?

*He waits patiently, the potion quelling any dislike he may have felt from the walking*

How long is a bit this time,miss?

Ohh,, okay..

Helllooo miss!

“How’re you doing?”

Still stuck.. but good enough! little cold.. can I come out now?

“Hmm… okay!”

“Uhh… I dunno!”

You.. you dont know? But you set me here! Can't you just pull me up or something?

“I guess so! I’m not that strong though.”

Dont you got potions? Use em, ass!

“If I had potions that would’ve helped in this situation, I wouldn’t need you. I’m out of a bunch of essential ingredients that could’ve let me easily cross. And these berries are very important for endurance potions! They sell very well!”

Then what the hell do I do? wait more days? I'd really rather not, you unprepared blowhard!

Hrgghhh.. You done even got some basic antidotes?

“Yeah, I could make some, but then you’d just fall into the pit!”

Low dose then! just enough to shrink me so you can grab me!

“Hmmm… guess I could try that.”

You better...

“Well, I’m gonna have to go back to my house to brew it up, but I’ll try!”

Fine, fine, just hurry up!

“Ookay, see you later!”

*andddd time to wait*

You’ll have to pour it in, so if I mess up it’s on you!

*He drinks it down, grumblibg*

Hah! There we go.. quickly, grab my hand!

Blweuh,, gonna be hard to walk home like this,,

“It’ll be alright! You can stay at my place until you get back to normal! Thanks for helping me with the berries by the way!”

“Well, it was only supposed to last three or four days, and it’s already been three days… so it should wear off sometime in the next 24 hours! But I didn’t brew it perfectly, and the antidote was rushed, so… I’m not exactly sure how long it’ll last. It could be up to a week!”

If I *HRK* are a berry or- put a third one in, fuck woulda happened?

And if I fall now, I’ll get stuck in there deep! Neither of this is good!

*He hesitates for a good moment.. letting the swelling increase before he decides to comply, leaning forward towards the ravine*

*He grumbles to himself, wiggling his barely visibly fingers* Stupid berries..

Mrrrow… couldn’t have just chopped down a tree?

Mrrrow.. whatever you need to tell yourself..

“You’re so silly~”

*He pouts, tail swishing against his bulbous rump*

Bloated, heavy, and stuck! So yknow, not great..

“It’ll be finee~! Just relax and you’ll feel way better!”

How’s that gonna fix the fact I’m stuck? I can’t get my fur wet if it rains!

“It won’t rain, it’s dry season! And you’re going to be stuck either way, so why not make yourself comfortable!”

…. And how do I do that, exactly? I’m dripping, purple, and hanging over a dark canyon!

“Just breathe and let your body relax! You’re wedged in there good, so you won’t fall!”

I suppose..

Mrrrpp.. WAIT- wait hey! Come back here!

“I need to put the berries away before they go bad!”

You’ll be back before dark, right??

*A day goes by and Blebbie doesn’t return. Luckily nothing happens and the weather stays nice and warm.*

*More wiggling, and looking over his rotund body. Occasionally curses into the air, etc*

*The day after, he hears some happy humming from the gap*

BLEBBIE?? THAT YOU?

“Hii, kitty! Or was it kite-y? I don’t remember!”

Oh! Okay, sounds good.. could you let me out after?

*He waits patiently, the potion quelling any dislike he may have felt from the walking*

How long is a bit this time,miss?

Ohh,, okay..

Helllooo miss!

“How’re you doing?”

Still stuck.. but good enough! little cold.. can I come out now?

“Hmm… okay!”

“Uhh… I dunno!”

You.. you dont know? But you set me here! Can't you just pull me up or something?

“I guess so! I’m not that strong though.”

Dont you got potions? Use em, ass!

“If I had potions that would’ve helped in this situation, I wouldn’t need you. I’m out of a bunch of essential ingredients that could’ve let me easily cross. And these berries are very important for endurance potions! They sell very well!”

Then what the hell do I do? wait more days? I'd really rather not, you unprepared blowhard!

Hrgghhh.. You done even got some basic antidotes?

“Yeah, I could make some, but then you’d just fall into the pit!”

Low dose then! just enough to shrink me so you can grab me!

“Hmmm… guess I could try that.”

You better...

“Well, I’m gonna have to go back to my house to brew it up, but I’ll try!”

Fine, fine, just hurry up!

“Ookay, see you later!”

*andddd time to wait*

You’ll have to pour it in, so if I mess up it’s on you!

*He drinks it down, grumblibg*

Hah! There we go.. quickly, grab my hand!

Blweuh,, gonna be hard to walk home like this,,

“It’ll be alright! You can stay at my place until you get back to normal! Thanks for helping me with the berries by the way!”

“Well, it was only supposed to last three or four days, and it’s already been three days… so it should wear off sometime in the next 24 hours! But I didn’t brew it perfectly, and the antidote was rushed, so… I’m not exactly sure how long it’ll last. It could be up to a week!”

If I *HRK* are a berry or- put a third one in, fuck woulda happened?

And if I fall now, I’ll get stuck in there deep! Neither of this is good!

*He hesitates for a good moment.. letting the swelling increase before he decides to comply, leaning forward towards the ravine*

*He grumbles to himself, wiggling his barely visibly fingers* Stupid berries..

Mrrrow… couldn’t have just chopped down a tree?

Mrrrow.. whatever you need to tell yourself..

“You’re so silly~”

*He pouts, tail swishing against his bulbous rump*

Bloated, heavy, and stuck! So yknow, not great..

“It’ll be finee~! Just relax and you’ll feel way better!”

How’s that gonna fix the fact I’m stuck? I can’t get my fur wet if it rains!

“It won’t rain, it’s dry season! And you’re going to be stuck either way, so why not make yourself comfortable!”

…. And how do I do that, exactly? I’m dripping, purple, and hanging over a dark canyon!

“Just breathe and let your body relax! You’re wedged in there good, so you won’t fall!”

I suppose..

Mrrrpp.. WAIT- wait hey! Come back here!

“I need to put the berries away before they go bad!”

You’ll be back before dark, right??

*A day goes by and Blebbie doesn’t return. Luckily nothing happens and the weather stays nice and warm.*

*More wiggling, and looking over his rotund body. Occasionally curses into the air, etc*

*The day after, he hears some happy humming from the gap*

BLEBBIE?? THAT YOU?

“Hii, kitty! Or was it kite-y? I don’t remember!”

Oh! Okay, sounds good.. could you let me out after?

*He waits patiently, the potion quelling any dislike he may have felt from the walking*

How long is a bit this time,miss?

Ohh,, okay..

Helllooo miss!

“How’re you doing?”

Still stuck.. but good enough! little cold.. can I come out now?

“Hmm… okay!”

“Uhh… I dunno!”

You.. you dont know? But you set me here! Can't you just pull me up or something?

“I guess so! I’m not that strong though.”

Dont you got potions? Use em, ass!

“If I had potions that would’ve helped in this situation, I wouldn’t need you. I’m out of a bunch of essential ingredients that could’ve let me easily cross. And these berries are very important for endurance potions! They sell very well!”

Then what the hell do I do? wait more days? I'd really rather not, you unprepared blowhard!

Hrgghhh.. You done even got some basic antidotes?

“Yeah, I could make some, but then you’d just fall into the pit!”

Low dose then! just enough to shrink me so you can grab me!

“Hmmm… guess I could try that.”

You better...

“Well, I’m gonna have to go back to my house to brew it up, but I’ll try!”

Fine, fine, just hurry up!

“Ookay, see you later!”

*andddd time to wait*

You’ll have to pour it in, so if I mess up it’s on you!

*He drinks it down, grumblibg*

Hah! There we go.. quickly, grab my hand!

Blweuh,, gonna be hard to walk home like this,,

“It’ll be alright! You can stay at my place until you get back to normal! Thanks for helping me with the berries by the way!”

If I *HRK* are a berry or- put a third one in, fuck woulda happened?

And if I fall now, I’ll get stuck in there deep! Neither of this is good!

*He hesitates for a good moment.. letting the swelling increase before he decides to comply, leaning forward towards the ravine*

*He grumbles to himself, wiggling his barely visibly fingers* Stupid berries..

Mrrrow… couldn’t have just chopped down a tree?

Mrrrow.. whatever you need to tell yourself..

“You’re so silly~”

*He pouts, tail swishing against his bulbous rump*

Bloated, heavy, and stuck! So yknow, not great..

“It’ll be finee~! Just relax and you’ll feel way better!”

How’s that gonna fix the fact I’m stuck? I can’t get my fur wet if it rains!

“It won’t rain, it’s dry season! And you’re going to be stuck either way, so why not make yourself comfortable!”

…. And how do I do that, exactly? I’m dripping, purple, and hanging over a dark canyon!

“Just breathe and let your body relax! You’re wedged in there good, so you won’t fall!”

I suppose..

Mrrrpp.. WAIT- wait hey! Come back here!

“I need to put the berries away before they go bad!”

You’ll be back before dark, right??

*A day goes by and Blebbie doesn’t return. Luckily nothing happens and the weather stays nice and warm.*

*More wiggling, and looking over his rotund body. Occasionally curses into the air, etc*

*The day after, he hears some happy humming from the gap*

BLEBBIE?? THAT YOU?

“Hii, kitty! Or was it kite-y? I don’t remember!”

Oh! Okay, sounds good.. could you let me out after?

*He waits patiently, the potion quelling any dislike he may have felt from the walking*

How long is a bit this time,miss?

Ohh,, okay..

Helllooo miss!

“How’re you doing?”

Still stuck.. but good enough! little cold.. can I come out now?

“Hmm… okay!”

“Uhh… I dunno!”

You.. you dont know? But you set me here! Can't you just pull me up or something?

“I guess so! I’m not that strong though.”

Dont you got potions? Use em, ass!

“If I had potions that would’ve helped in this situation, I wouldn’t need you. I’m out of a bunch of essential ingredients that could’ve let me easily cross. And these berries are very important for endurance potions! They sell very well!”

Then what the hell do I do? wait more days? I'd really rather not, you unprepared blowhard!

Hrgghhh.. You done even got some basic antidotes?

“Yeah, I could make some, but then you’d just fall into the pit!”

Low dose then! just enough to shrink me so you can grab me!

“Hmmm… guess I could try that.”

You better...

“Well, I’m gonna have to go back to my house to brew it up, but I’ll try!”

Fine, fine, just hurry up!

“Ookay, see you later!”

*andddd time to wait*

You’ll have to pour it in, so if I mess up it’s on you!

*He drinks it down, grumblibg*

Hah! There we go.. quickly, grab my hand!

If I *HRK* are a berry or- put a third one in, fuck woulda happened?