Candy Is Dandy

fuckin BONKING my head against you like a cat what about THAT

grantaire is like oh please enjolras please i would get on my knees and polish your boots if you would only ask me to. and enjolras is like ok fine here is one very simple task for you. and grantaire’s like oui cher anything pour toi 😘 and proceeds not to do it

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

"you're so delulu" "#schizoposting" "narc abuse" "the intrusive thoughts won" "microdosing on delusion" "when the voices tell me to" "she's definitely dissociating" oh my god please shut up please shut the fuck up

you're not "delulu" you just have a crush on someone. "taylor swift is dissociating singing this song look how sad she is" i do not think you know what dissociation is. "the intrusive thoughts won" intrusive thoughts don't "win" that's not what an intrusive thought is. please shut the fuck up

"why so open?" - the closer......

"who the hell closed last night" -the opener

[ID: A simple drawing of a kitten with wide watery eyes and claws stuck out sitting on a human hand. It says “you’ll let baby bite and destroy and kick and kill hand, won’t you? oh won’t you let? /end ID]