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a plot where muse a and muse b have been best friends since they were kids, but the day before her wedding, muse a wakes up and finds her fiancé has left a note on the bed saying, i love you but i can’t marry you. fast forward a few months to the honeymoon that’s already been paid for in full. her ex tells her to go, it’s the least he could do. so, muse a decides to go with muse b instead. cue their hidden feelings finally breaking through the surface. the ones that have been there since they were teenagers that never got acted on — because they were scared. because they couldn’t ruin it. but now muse b has the chance to make it known how they feel. they got their best friend back! they didn’t lose her to some guy that was never right for her to begin with! they get to kiss her and touch her, find out all the ways they’ve been perfect for each other all along. after all this time. what could go wrong?

when will someone let me play the office eye candy? she has zero skills for the job that she applied for, but she thought why not! no one expected that she would actually land the job nor did they think she was qualified for it -- so why did the bosses hire nearly on the spot without meeting her? well because they happen to catch of glimpse of her in the elevator and just had to have her. she messes up simple tasks constantly, but never gets scolded. anyone that tries to gets glares from the higher ups. since how could they resist her pout when she apologizes so genuinely? especially when she's so skilled in other ways. honestly play as many of the guys in the office as you want against me in this. if you're interested send over your disc*rd and i'll add you.

ugh i need to be stretched by a cock that is too thick for me

aight but how about a plot that’s like “i met a boy that’s super rich so i’m gonna start dating him just so he can buy me nice things. im gonna play with his heart and flirt with his rich friends behind his back. whoops he’s actually nice and he really likes me. i might like him back.  what do you mean you found out i was just using you for your money?? come back i think i feel in love with you”

can i have a plot where muse a is this rich guy and he’s in a relationship but he also has a side girl aka muse b who he sees often and makes sure she’s taken care of and pampered and basically she’s his stress relief, his “baby girl” and he always visits her when he comes home from business trips and also sends her to places in his own private jet to come see him whenever he wants and she’s basically his secret and it all starts out as fun and games and cuteness and sexiness until muse b wants more ( an exclusive relationship ) and muse a can’t give it to her pls!!

ok but listne ………. a plot where this lil spoiled rotten brat starts crushing on this guy that’s like WAY TOO OLD FOR HER like 5+ years and she’s always snapchatting him cute selfies like “wife me” and “cuff me” and all this other bs and the guy’s like “wtf this is so inappropriate” but he thinks the lil brat is precious honestly …………… and maybe just mAYbe he actually likes her a lil and wouldn’t mind “wifing” her but like …………….. age gAp pls i want this plot thanks

i want a ‘you’ve been dating my brother, but he clearly doesn’t appreciate you, so ive come to save the day even though i’m entirely sure i’d be worse for you’ kind of plot.