the sleight of my hand is now a quick-pull trigger

And some are fundamentally idiotic. Take yourself for example.

And you, my darling, are fundamentally heartless -he smirks, taking another long drag before his gaze follows a particularly attractive blonde-

And I’m so sure they don’t share the same sentiment about being watched.

You'd be surprised -he pauses, holding his cigarette inbetween his fingers- Humans are fundamentally narcissistic. 

-shows up and takes the seat beside him, opening a book- Keep staring and you’ll have sufficiently creeped out everyone in this park.

-smirks slightly, the ever present trail of smoke unfurling from his lips- I like people-watching. 

Thanks, man. [takes the offered cigarette with a smile, holding it between his fingers as if unsure about it— like it’s going to bite his head off or something— before lifting it to his lips to take a drag, willing himself to not cough as he exhales] So… since I gave you my name, it’s only fair that you give me yours in return. 

-just watches him in vague amusement, his own cigarette dangling between his lips. Bryce has been chain smoking for years -- it's a terrible habit that his sister has tried fruitlessly to get him to quit, but he's always careful not to smoke around her- My name? I figure you have to do a task to work it out, Little Shit.