i'm a glass half full kinda guy

I’m a mess aren’t I?

Sometimes..

I’m pretty sure it was the guy who I have no idea whether or not he put something in my drink. But putting it in simpler terms, I have no fucking clue.

Oh..

Who what?

Who's the.. uh father?

I thought I should tell you because you’re my best friend and all and yeah.. That’s it.

Who?

Oh, Bry, how I wish I was joking. I’m not though, I wouldn’t joke about something like this.

Do I really have to repeat it?

You're joking.. Right, jokes on me. 

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. It’s just.. Well, I’m — I’m pregnant.

What... You're what?

It’s not bad, I swear. Well.. it depends on how you look at it.

Are you gonna tell me or are you going to keep pushing it off?

..You sure? ‘cause it can definitely wait if you aren’t. 

What's wrong?

Hey! At least you got laid, right? Anyway, I wasn’t talking about you specifically. I was speaking in general terms.

I'm pretty okay now..

  Yes, I’m aware. It was the best thing ever invented, but it just causes you to make bad decisions sometimes so be careful, Bry.

Like what, what bad decisions have I made other than maybe that gap-tooth girl I slept with like 2 years ago..

As long as you’re enjoying yourself.

Liquor is great.

  I get this uneasy feeling in my stomach whenever I’m away from you and it literally feels like my heart is breaking in two because I know I’m the reason you’re not around. And I know that sounds very weird and clingy, but it’s true.

You've grown up with me, it's gonna weird when I'm away. I just need to find myself before I can offer myself to you.

I don’t think you do.

How so?

Then I guess, that’s it.

Are you okay?