peverted pup

Cockwarming that turns into slow cuddlefucking that turns into a deep creampie that turns into cockwarming that turns into slow cuddlefucking that turns into a deep creampie that turns into cockwarming

a lot of you have mistaken unbridled and honestly vile serophobia for safe sex advocacy lol

stop calling people "clean" or "dirty," stop calling people stupid for having had unsafe sex or otherwise contracted an STI, stop fearmongering and playing up your disgust for a type of illness that the majority of people will contract at some point in their life, stop acting like regular testing isn't something that many many responsible people engage in, stop treating STIs as a moral taint and not a class of overwhelmingly curable (and in other cases manageable with treatment) infections, it is beyond obvious that this is less about genuine care for others and more about keeping alive the same smug sense of self-satisfaction that's been carrying you since middle school health class

i genuinely worry seeing how some of you talk about protection (which, to be clear, is great!) as the sole ward against a universally life ruining illness. if you're sexually active then it's more likely than not that at some point in your adulthood you or one of your partners will get a positive on a panel, when this happens the most likely outcome is that recent partners get phone calls and then everyone at significant risk goes into a clinic and gets a shot in the arm that kind of stings and then you don't have unprotected sex for like a week. ymmv depending on the infection and your relationship style and status. protection is cheap and a great option to reduce worry in your life but you are doing nothing to advocate its use by talking about STIs in the same fire-and-brimstone way your that your abstinence-only gym/sex ed teacher did

turning his head to the side and making out w him while i sit behind him and jerk him off 😵‍💫😮‍💨😮‍💨

I think there's a big spectrum of "feeling like a dog" that goes from being a small puppy who everyone loves and pats all the time, and being a huge feral hound who has to be muzzled and leashed for the safety of everyone around them

masturbation rule: you have to tell me

masturbation rule: im pretty and you should jerk off thinking about me

masturbation rule: you won't see the light of heaven unless you pathetically whine and plead to yourself while thinking about me

not enough beautiful trans people make me act like a pathetic dog for their enjoyment and that's a shame :((

the thing is that honestly almost nothing does feel as good as getting groped and felt up and handled into other positions when you're just barely barely conscious. it's like getting your hair played with while sleepy on steroids

i’m sorry for talking about wanting a cock in my mouth so much. you can make me shut up with your cock. in my mouth

Asking Puppy a question during sex but purposefully going faster so they can’t finish their words and just whine and stutter. But it’s okay, you don’t have to talk puppy, just sit there and be all dumb and pretty while I rearrange your guts

transfem wolfgirl who melts into a cute and kinda stupid puppygirl whenever you pet her.

rrr… rrrrrrrrrr… rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGHHHHHEYYYY STOPrrrrrr

does anybody want to play sleepy makeout sesh turned breeding with me

need to grind down on a butches bulge like now